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LOLski, Lawl-ski. A combination of the two, forming lawlski, a term used when something is idiotic, obnoxious, or when someone or something fails hard.
Man 1: Hey, dude. Guess what?
Man 2: What, bro?
Man 1: I masturbated on a shark last night.
Man 2: Look at this face. This is a face that doesn't care.
Man 1: Lawlski.
Lawlski by LOLMIESTER October 23, 2009
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lawlsuit 

A lawlsuit is a frivolous lawsuit; one that makes everyone lawl. It is less vicious than giving someone a stevejob, as the primary intent of a stevejob is to screw someone over, whereas a lawlsuit is more about a desperate need to litigate in hopes of receiving a truckload of money.
"Judge Judy is a veritable goldmine of lawlsuits - just last week they featured a man suing his neighbour over a washing machine!"
lawlsuit by ckoowh March 6, 2010
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Lawlsgina 

A word combining lawl and vagina, creating an epic word that can be used as a better replace for; lmfao, rofl, lol, lawl, lawlsicles, and any other gay ass verb. It was created in 2011 and has been in use ever since, overshadowing all other words with it's epicness.
LAWLSGINA.
Lawlsgina by pedo bear >:D June 4, 2011

Lawlskeets 

A really good looking bimbo with big titties who is extremely hard to get with. But once gotten with she is a sex fiend and will not let you leave her house without having a big O
Did you see that lawlskeets? She won't put out!
Lawlskeets by King Kong -> Voltron January 12, 2009

lawlstix 

The product of extreme constipation and equally extreme laugher occurring simultaneously.
"Your face makes me lawlstix!"
lawlstix by wHaPpYBuNnYw April 12, 2008

C-lawski 

one who is very smart, has talked only to the girls who sit in front of him in class,and shows up the social studies teacher with his knowledge of geography
dude, john is such a C-lawski
C-lawski by yosickbro April 16, 2008

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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