LMS

Losing my shit; can be used in a laughing matter or when you lose something

I'm always LMS

Haha that was funny I'm LMS

by Canispeaktothemanager June 17, 2019

LMS

Little Man Syndrome
When a male of the species has less height, when standing erect, than 75% of the women in his available area and must compensate by being overtly loud or boisterous of his exploits, no matter how small. He is challenged by any other male who is even narrowly taller and feels shunned and left out when seeing other's joy from accomplishments and successful relationships with the women who turned him down.

Also known as 'small dick energy'.

Brian in finance has hit on Debbie in receiving every day this week but she's 5'10" and his LMS won't let him just move on.

by Jayhawker March 7, 2020

LMS

Little man syndrome. Short guys that act cocky to compensate for their height. Simple.

Bruh we get that you’re 5’8” but chill with the LMS.

by cmandemon February 7, 2022

LMS

Lost My Shit

"I let out a ripper fart, only to realise I wasn't alone in the bathroom..."
"LMS!"

Can be used in place of 'LOL', 'LMAO', 'LMFAO' etc

by RockaDee January 8, 2012

lms

Abbreviation for "let me see"

what about this one? #link to some page#
- lms

by tarmo888 December 22, 2008

LMS

Lick my sack

Tom: hey guys, wanna play some football today?
Harry: WTF?! NO! LMS!
Sam: HAHA, parred.

"LMS" is commonly used when pissed off with someone or talking to a girl to get her to do sexual acts on you.

by Imafag1 April 22, 2011

LMS

Lick my scrotum

John: hey Ashley LMS
Ashley: ew no

by JCent876 July 17, 2016