Kirk

A person with a very small cock that will invert by the time hes 20 and also is a big crack head just like his parents.

Dont be a kirk.

by 222222222222222222222223445678 March 14, 2018

Kirk

Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.

Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.

"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.

"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."

"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."

"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.

by Badman MC February 26, 2009

Kirk

a man with a small man complex is kirk

look at that kirk...he thinks he is taller than everyone...but he is barley over 5 foot tall..lol

by msmurize June 5, 2011

Kirk

To take perfectly good data and make it unusable

Skelly I Kirked this data, looks like we are going to have to reload it

by the masked FoxPro December 10, 2009

Kirk

Kirk is an extremely confident male figure, who will light up the room by just opening his mouth at Sanic speed. He likes being called b0ss and will forcefully made you give him da pussi and if you don't, he will guilt trip you by stating that he "hz a cansur"
His hobbies include hitting small children in the face with soiled linnen, smashing eggs with his penis, and sucking his pet bird named "Cock" off.
If you get lucky and happen to obtain a Kirk, never let him go. Trap him in a Pokeball if it's the only way to keep in in your heart.

"Damn what's he doing to that bird?"
"Oh he's just being Kirk."

by Clifford'sCackle February 4, 2015

Kirk

1. a flatus expelled through the anus.
–verb (used without object)
3. to expel a flatus through the anus; break wind.
—Verb phrase
4. kirk around, to spend time foolishly or aimlessly.

"Excuse me I just kirked."
"Quit kirking around."
"Oh my god who kirked?"

by Mathew Grier, and Sarah Paskiewicz February 4, 2007

kirking

(verb) The act of rapid clicking of computer mouse buttons while computer is frozen.
See also, kirkin

She was frantically kirking trying to get the Mapquest window to close before the staff meeting.

by RemingtonSteal October 27, 2015