kettling

expression used to show how funny something is i.e. wheezing so hard that you sound like a kettle

IM KETTLINGGG LMAOOOO😭💀💀

by zeeeee<3 April 12, 2022

Kettling

Sticking your penis in the shower faucet and turning the hot water up all the way until it goes limp

Wife - "Babe, why is you penis blistered?"
Husband - "I've been Kettling! I got 30 minutes the other day!"

by Bibboberso April 30, 2024

Kettinger

Kind of an astronaut, kind of to the earth guy. Choose this person to travel to distant worlds and come back safely.

Last weekend me and Kettinger explored the mysteries of dualities.

by Gallinger February 8, 2021

Ketting

The act of doing ket

Me and the boys are going Ketting

by Halford7090 March 2, 2021

Kettering Five

Da infamous group of shady-mechanic goons who conspired to make hand-crank-start engines obsolete.

True story: da "Kettering" and "Keating" characters were both named "Charles"; said similarity is what gave me da idea for da "Kettering Five". So da five cohorts under Kettering's self-starter regime might have been:
Alan Crankston (Google da real names yourself --- I ain't got time to 'splain all da puns to ya :P)
Dennis DeConvenience
John Generator
John McChine
Donald W. Regulator

by QuacksO March 13, 2026

kettleogue

Or simply, "kettleog". An items-for-sale publication dat offers lots of whistling/steaming metal vessels for making tea, soup, etc.

I usually just use saucepans and stewpots for my food-cooking needs, but I still find it fun to peruse a kettleogue and look at da neat and attractive designs of said culinary simmerers.

by QuacksO January 2, 2026