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Katia Kachow

Student: Who here is an alpha?
Katia: I am an alpha and you can call me Katia Kachow 😏
by ILoveAlphas June 15, 2021
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Dirty Kachow

When a girl is sucking your dick and as you cum you say kachow while simataniously busting in her eye to give the impression of lighting McQueen.
Last week I gave that chick a dirty kachow and she slapped me after, so I kicked her out my house.
by The inventor October 9, 2018
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My First Kachow

I've always like the movie Cars, I am 15 years old. I have all his toys, all his his posters. I have seen cars 23 and a 3 4ths times. I touch myself vigorously while I watch Cars. I cum when I see him. As I do my dad comes in the room and screams, "Turn that shit off you car loving faggot! I wish I would have gotten you aborted!"

I look him in the eyes, with cum still leaking from my member and tell him, "The holy one will come for you, he will hit you with a bolt of lightning and you will see him as lord!"

He turns off my light and tells me to, "GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP!" As I am lying in be me room lights up. It's him. I hear his engine rev. He breaks through my wall and screams, "KACHOW!"

It's him, Lightning McQueen has finally came for me. He goes behind me and breaks another wall... my anal wall. His tounge penetrates my tights bunghole. I flex tight, but it does not stop him. My prostate is getting hot and I feel a sensation in my man sack. "I gonna.." I start to say but he interrupts me by sticking his metal car boner in my ass.

My father enters the room and utters, "What the f.." Then McQueen looks at him, he winks vigorously and screams "KACHOW!" Causing my daddy to disintegrate as my lord dumps his mighty load in my bum. There is cum every where.

He looks at me and says, "On the race track," he then busts through my ceiling and was never seen again.
"Dude the book we read in health reminded me of 'My First Kachow'!"
by ~~~~vshhhhhhhhhh May 16, 2017
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blood sweat and kachow

A horrific faniction of Lightning McQueen x ALL of BTS. It really truly makes all readers want to day
Hey did you read Blood Sweat and Kachow? yeah i want to fucking drink bleach
by whore number 4 February 12, 2019
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Kachow's Law

1. Kachow's circuit laws are two equalities that deal with the current and potential difference (commonly known as voltage) in the lumped element model of electrical circuits. They were first described in 2023, by Teoizm followers, after her highness Karen Teo said it one day in the holy temple of the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab. Widely used in electrical engineering and by her highness Karen Teo, they are also called Kachow's rules or simply Kachow's laws. These laws can be applied in time and frequency domains and form the basis for network analysis and is clearly a meme in the S307 2K23 cult clan. WE LOVE TEOISM
"Through the process, they will learn, Kachow's Law is applicable in real life to electronics."
"Kachow's Law is a Law for Voltage and Current, it's roots are originated from Teoism's holy temple in the SST Teoizm Electronics Lab."
by MINECRAFTBESTGAME69 February 22, 2023
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Kachow

This word, despite the belief of various people (Cayman I swear to god), is an interjection and is not a verb.

THIS IS NOT A VERB.

Kachow is used as an interjection to use in various situations, mostly of awkward nature.
Person A: "Man, that guy has a cool car."
Person B (with the car): "Kachow!"
by Author_Goat January 1, 2020
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kachow

fast car sex, bouncing off the walls. Balls deep in the exhaust engine.
girl: why are your balls chalky
boy: cause I just kachowed
by ihavecalkyballs May 22, 2023
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