To be sexually molested by your male room mate while sleeping or napping. Especially to unwillingly have your salad tossed while sleeping.
Sam: Hey man I think some one spiked my drink and tossed my salad when I was passed out.
Steve: The only one home last night was Kachew...
Sam: Oh my god, that explains everything! I got kachewed again!!!
Steve: Damn I'm jealous!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'