kachowed

When you get fucked up

“What the hell happened to Jayce last night?”
“Bro he got kachowed as hell”

by PTownKachowed December 14, 2017

Kachow

If you are in a red car and you pass another car, you are obligated to flash your headlights and yell "Kachow!" Or when you get into a car accident.

Yes my dude

Guy One: I just ran over that homeless man.
Guy Two: Dude, you forgot to say "Kachow!"
Guy One: Shit, I'll get it right this time, hang on.

by FaZe Pvssyslayer September 19, 2017

Kachow

The term that was banned at my school because my teacher looked on Urban dictionary.

"Oh yeah, Lightning's ready. Kachow!"

by Johnny_Boi December 06, 2018

Kachow

when you're too cool

theo *puts glasses on*
theo: "kachow"

by [e-mail] February 19, 2017

Kachow

Heaven

Kachow- lighting McQueen

by ttacott66 April 29, 2019

Kachow

It’s what lightning McQueen says.

Kachow

by Blinging July 12, 2018

Kachow

Also commonly referred to the classic catchphrase of the notorious "Lightning McQueen", kachow is a term that is used as a reference to when a man sneezes while taking a piss resulting in a "KACHOW". A kachow can only be avoided if the victim starts to force his piss stream to a higher PSI, or just holding in the sneeze.

Jim: Kachowwww!
Debbie: (walks into bathroom) What Jim?
Jim: I fucking sneezed while pissing, what else would it be?
Debbie: Kachow?
Jim: Fuck you Debbie, no one likes you.

by BLACKDADDY4LIFE July 12, 2017