Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

kept man

a white boy from the suburbs that marries a rich lady. His job is to pleasure her and be eye candy. She in returns takes care of all his financial needs.

Ben marries Carmen Electra. He gives her every thing that she needs physicaly and she gives him every thing he needs financialy. Ben is Carmen's kept man.

by BenRoss June 22, 2006

Kepo

Indonesian slang, which is comes from Hokkien language (usually used by some communities in Medan, Palembang, and Pekanbaru) and then become a loanwords in Singlish (Singaporean-English)
"Kaypoh" which means "really curious" defines a condition when a person is wanna know about everything.

Yet Kepo stands for "Knowing Every Particular Object", defines the same like what "Kaypoh" means.

It's a different language, but has the same definition at the same time.

"How much did your Boss pay you?"
"Why are you so kepo?"

by autumnapril December 12, 2012

quiet as kept

Quiet as kept could be said a few different ways; quiet as it's kept, quiet is kept. The meaning is secrecy, to keep quiet, not volunteering or distributing information on certain relations. It's often an expression used in afairs where sensitive knowledge must be kept secret in order to avoid repraisals from other groups within the same society, culture, or subculture.

It was business as usual, quiet as kept.

by -=) February 18, 2005

Kepala bapak kau

Kepala bapak kau means your dad/father head

Kepala = head

Bapak/bapa = dad/father
Kau = you
It's a curse words in malay that commonly used

Ali : I want to eat poop
Abu : Kepala bapak kau!

by yourmalaycursingteacher March 22, 2022

kept bitch

A person in a long term, sexual relationship, who does not work. But instead, is taken care of financially. Only with the unspoken understanding, they must peform certain duties, to remain in said lifestyle. Term most often applies to females, but may include males as well.

"That chick hasn't worked one day in her entire life. She's a one-hundred percent kept bitch."

by D. Gould January 23, 2006

Kept

a man or woman who obtains a higher means of living through other people, usually the opposite sex, in return for as little as companionship but often sex, a relationship, or marriage.

they knew she was KEPT because despite not having a job or a direction in life, she had all the luxuries as a result of her sugar-daddy.

by Kmkramer November 3, 2006