JP

Abreviation for JEWISH PRINCESS.
They get everything they want, normally drives a Mini Convertable They love to shop & everythings always payed for with "Daddys" money, & there never with out there D&G Sunglasses

"Have you seen that JP Over there, look shes got the new Chanel bag"

by QwertyL1 January 27, 2009

JP

Having sex with a girl then sticking it in her mouth when you cum

Josh pulled a JP on Elena last year.

by Josh Price October 04, 2007

jp

Junior Partier. Somebody who gets drunk off of three beers and throws up at the end of the night.

Damn, that chick is JP. She just threw up all over my throwback, and I only gave her one beer.

by Pedro Mora January 10, 2004

JP

biggest douche piece of shit on earth

"Hey Red-nut reckons you can't have the print room door open because it's too hot"
"What a JP!"
"Yeah he's a douche!"

by manbearpig1234 October 06, 2009

jp

someone who tries to masterbate but is unable to

that kids a jp
haha what a fucker!

by penissuck October 29, 2007

jp

Junior Partier pron. (joon-yer par'ti-er)

Noun. 1.One who can not party. 2. Person or persons that fall asleep easily, pass-out early, complain about anything and everything, whine and cry about trivial circumstances. Adj. 1. Used to describe people mentioned above.

1.Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party, what a JP!

2.JP Thomas fell asleep thirty minutes after everyone arrived at the party.

by No JP Matt September 28, 2006

JP

JP short for Jizz Pants, a person who nuts in their pants with minimal stimulation. For example in a strip club in Blackpool.

Hey see that Pat, he's a real two pump chump let's call him JP.

by Gary_T April 17, 2015