joeyed

a person who is unable to function due to physical disability or excess alcohol, can also be identified by talking complete incoherent shite for a long period of time.

"Q.Can i speak to the manager? A. No he's upstairs completely joeyed.

by gavin1944 February 28, 2008

joelled

Joelled:(v) when you get hit in the face with a rainbow explosion of glitter.

Did you see that cannon last night? The insides literally joelled me!

by What's up bro October 5, 2016

joeleine

Joeleine is a unique name. You dont find this spelling very often. Very kind hearted. Loves from the soul. Tries to make everyone happy. Hates conflict and drama. Usually takes the most by people who just take advantage of her. Fights for friendships and even more in relationships. Sadness has really eaten Joeleine up when it comes to trusting friends. Joeleine needs to know who her real friends are and who are fake. Her heart can only take so much.

Joeleine is a pure angel who wears her heart on her sleeve and sees the best in the worst kind of people.

by Joeleine December 21, 2016

Joeleboy2005

Joeleboy2005 is a term used to describe a very Christian boy he gets a 50 pound mic and it echos

Oh no he spent 50 pound on that mic and it echo he must be a Joeleboy2005

by Jesus Dad December 27, 2018

Joeyed

When a cat spills the beans about ones alcohol, drugs, and or nicotine

Bro my cat totally fucking Joeyed me last night

by ronhorowitz July 28, 2019

Joeldinger

A reference to a player in Fantasy Football/Soccer, in our case this being someone called Joel, who seems to buy players that then suddenly get a run of form in the premier league. Once they leave said player's team they go back to be very average at best. You can replace the Joel part with the name of the person in your league who does this, there is always one per league.

'He is a Joeldinger player. If Joel buys him, he will score 15 goals but if he doesn't he'll get 2.'

by cordial666 September 6, 2020

Joeldinger

A reference to a player in Fantasy Football/Soccer, in our case this being someone called Joel, who seems to buy players that then suddenly get a run of form in the premier league. Once they leave said player's team they go back to be very average at best. You can replace the Joel part with the name of the person in your league who does this, there is always one per league.

'He is a Joeldinger player. If Joel buys him, he will score 15 goals but if he doesn't he'll get 2.'

by cordial666 September 6, 2020