Having a jod

To masturbate, wank, or tickle your penis sexually

"Oh my god i just caught my dad having a jod"

by themadbutcher June 9, 2009

Oh my jod

A strange phrase used only by those who use omg online. It is a bastardazation of saying "omg" and "oh my god" at the same time. Comes out with the ja sound instead of ga. Pretty uncommon.

Laura: I want to have sex with you.
Bartholomew: OH MY JOD! REALLY?!

by Crapspatula June 10, 2005

ON JOD

To swear on supreme human Jack Black

Jesus - Bro i didnt forget to flush
Daddy God - put it on JOD?
Jesus - ON JACK BLACK

by i smell farts April 18, 2022

On Jod

The more stupid way of saying on god typically used to annoy people (like how people pronounce gif jif)

Person 1 "I'm gonna beat someone up who unironically says god like jod"
Person 2 "On Jod?"

by Sapcop September 21, 2022

jodie comer

the most talented bitch out there. she has the prettiest hands that just scream "choke me, celebrity" !

but for real she's so cute and sweet and probably the most generous , genuine person in all of the universes.

jodie comer, choke me like you choke your emmy.

by teenylesbo May 7, 2020

jodl

Master at objections. Seriously, Phoenix Wright will stand no chance against him in the courtroom.

Sadly, Jodl never became a lawyer, so instead he just objects to whatever Hitler plan/says/does.

Hitler calls Jodl a "bald ape" due to those objections (and him being a baldy).

Jodl is in fact so good at objecting that he can object to Fegelein's plans too!

Jodl: My Führer, what is your plan?
Hitler: I plan to destroy the Soviet fat bangers by launching a secret attack on Stalin using the Steiner and Wenk forces.
Jodl: But my Führer, I object to this plan
Hitler: Dammit stupid bald ape! Why is that?
Jodl: The plan will miserably fail
Hitler: I don't care what you think! Now stop making me to lose time and shut up!

by TheTroll73_[Ezman] May 16, 2017

Jodhpurian kaidi

Kaidi of jodhpur as simple as that

How dumb of you to search Jodhpurian kaidi

by Wickedmind July 6, 2019