jizziquette

The customary behavior of providing only the most exquisite sperm to your significant other by eating a healthy diet

He had such a refined jizziquette, a flamboyant, devil-may-care yet introspective sauce.

by Pineapple4dayz August 5, 2017

Jizzica

A cum loving coke sniffing whore with the name Jessica, who you can text to come over if you didn't find any girls in a club.

Max: that was a dry night at the club.

Mus: wait we can still text Jizzica, get your coke bags ready.

by Nashi-washi March 7, 2019

jizzillionaire

(noun): some asshole who is so beyond wealthy that all he does is blow endless loads and makes millions and billions of dollars from doing it all day long for the rest of his life.

person 1: dude that guy just blew a load all over that girls face!

person 2: so?

person 1: he just made a billion dollars from doing that...

person 2: what an asshole!

person 1: no, he's just a JIZZILLIONAIRE!!

by thewetwizardofthewomb June 23, 2010

jizzlobber

The little muscular pump responsible for pumping the pearl juice.

I came so hard I think I sprained my jizzlobber!

by Django April 19, 2004

jizzmonster

Like the cookiemonster, but with jizz.

Aaaaarrrrrrgggh, I'm the Jizzmonster!!!!

by jizzmo June 6, 2005

Jizzhound

A man or a woman who is obsessed with cum and want it all over them.

Girl: Just spray it all over me
Guy: Your such a Jizzhound

by Apollo Henderson March 17, 2008

scrambled jizzoke

when you blow your load on a girls forehead and you dirty dick it and stip it up

I totally scrambled jizzoked Kyle's mom last night

by gregmaster April 18, 2010