the point in the evolution of humanity where human create a technological intelligence that exceeds the intelligence of humans.
Humans are only 30,000 years old technologically; yet within the next 100 years we may produce a technological singularity where we are no longer the dominant intelligence on Earth.
by ToniT July 27, 2014
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Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
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Guy 1: I want a piece o' that yo!
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Uptight Catholic: Blasphemy! How could you speak of our lord in such a manner! You have condemned yourselves to hell.
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A phenomenon commonly seen in the cubicles of cafe and restaurant restrooms, which have a tendency of not having urinals.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
Someone walks in and takes a piss, hitting the toilet seat (whether by accident or on purpose, usually on purpose) and the janitor is unlikely to clean the piss due to being underpaid.
The next person walks in and sees the piss on the seat, and stands further away from the seat than the previous person for fear of touching the piss-covered seat.
Due to the increased distance from the toilet seat, the person is more likely to hit the seat with his piss.
Eventually people start hitting not only the seat but also the floor with their piss, leading people to stand further still from the toilet for fear of getting piss on their shoes, leading to an exponential increase in the saturation of piss on the toilet seat and floor and the distance people stand from the toilet, aswell as an exponential decrease in each consecutive visitor's stream accuracy and the likelihood of the janitors cleaning all the piss.
When complete saturation is reached, the janitors will either quit their jobs, commit suicide or make a prayer to janitor jesus to make all the piss go away. The latter option is usually how toilet seats are eventually cleaned.
I went to a public restroom today and the whole seat was covered in piss. Realizing that a toilet seat singularity was in play, I decided not to perpetuate the chain and to simply hold it in until I found a cleaner toilet or a urinal elsewhere.
by Fruitfly July 26, 2017
Get the Toilet Seat Singularity mug.A wingularity is created when the density of win in a certain area increases to the point of complete collapse, at which point everything around the wingularity is pulled toward it and converted to win. Wingularities are present anywhere everyone is having a gratuitous amount of fun and/or doing awesome things. They are rarely observed in the present, instead being seen through the occluded nature of the next day's hangover. Naming a wingularity during the present may tempt an intrusion from the failboat, the only object known to nullify a wingularity.
The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.
The wingularity is an analog to the singularity of astrophysics.
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Get the Singularity mug.What you get when a post-Singularity superintelligence gets bored and starts playing with the fundamental building blocks of reality like Legos. These aren't just stronger or lighter; they have physics-breaking properties programmed at the atomic level. Think: programmable matter that shifts shape on command, hyper-dense "neutronium-lite" for hulls, materials with negative refractive index for perfect cloaking, or self-replicating nano-phased alloys that heal fractures by thinking about it. They don't exist in nature because nature wasn't smart enough to invent them.
Example: "The alien probe wasn't made of metal or ceramic; it was built from singularity materials. It flowed like liquid to absorb impacts, turned perfectly transparent when studied, and deflected our lasers by locally increasing the speed of light around its surface." Singularity Materials
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Example: "They claimed their 'probability harmonizer' was a Singularity technology. You'd think about needing a coffee, and quantum fluctuations in the local area would nudge someone to bring you one. It wasn't telepathy; it was just exploiting pre-causal macro-scale quantum effects." Singularity Technologies
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