Ass Jihad

An ass jihad is a horrible event where a person goes to a bathroom -- usually one in public -- and takes a giant shit that's so rotten, vile, and putrid that the place smells like a holocaust for hours.

Somebody pulled an ass jihad in the bathroom at work. I had to go into the next building to shit.

by Spanky the Cockmonkey March 10, 2008

Space Jihad

To use an RPG and a jet pack at the same time

that's it I'm going space jihad your dumbass

by Stauder241 May 4, 2008

jihoon

(adj) (n)
extremely talented at something after a short period of time learning it

Omg, Austin is such a jihoon at bass; he barely learned how to play it for a week!!

Wow, Veshant is becoming so jihoon at driving Mr. Rymzo crazy.

by Griffith Bakowski October 14, 2012

crimson jihad

The terrorist group in ARRRRNIE film - TRUE LIES

"i will destroy crimson jihad, YAAUUUUU" - Arnie

by ARNIE MAN September 27, 2007

jihadil

The same as Adil, but with a jihad twist. Although he prefers to dress in a balaclava (terrorist hood) and strap c4 and grenades around his chest, he is also addicted to swag. (Flight shoes, hollister, and all that swag shit). To the untrained eye, he looks like any other swaggot, but to is friends he is a jihadil. In call of duty he's one of those annoying dicks that throws out c4 randomly and blows your soul to hell. Loves annoying jokes like "that's what she said" and calls himself swag master01, even though he is not swaggy at all and frequently "third wheel"s in his group of swaggots. Enjoys excessive gore and violence.

Also a new, up and coming twitter trend.

Guy 1: hey I saw another 9-11 conspiracy video

Guy 2: we'll we all know what really happened. #jihadil

by $wervy December 5, 2013

fake jihad jeep

Similar to Jihad Jeep, but instead of actually blowing the tank up, ram into it and scare the occupants into thinking they're about to get blown sky high. They jump out, you jump in. Turn their own tank on them, or for the lulz just drive away for maximum rustling of jimmies.

That mobile AA is really pissing me off. Time for a Fake Jihad Jeep yo.

by LOLGUNS May 15, 2016

Butlerian Jihad

The movement and philosphy, first coined by Frank Herbert in the book DUNE, that believes that artificial intelligence should be banned.

"Man may not be replaced."

" Thou shalt not make a machine in the likeness of a human mind"

Movement opposed to artificial intelligence, similar to Neo-Luddites

These new imiation artificial intelligence programs like Siri should be eleminated by the new Butlerian Jihad.

by Smerber September 11, 2021