ash jacked

Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!

That bitch so high she ash jacked.

by OZlificent June 18, 2020

Billy Jacked

Term used when someone gets the shit kicked out of them.

Ex1. Damn, that guy just got Billy Jacked!
Ex2. You wanna get billy jacked?

by protoman2100 March 3, 2010

jacked

1. Verb: Past tense

Origin from 'hijacked': as the past-progressive meaning stolen in a violent fashion.
Commonly refers to robbery, theft, misuse, seizure, possesion.

2. Adjective

Well muscled, iron-bound, pumped.

1. "Yo, I got up to go to the bathroom and some jerk jacked my seat"
or
"Yesterday I jacked a pack of gum from the mall."

2. "That weightlifter sure is jacked. Too bad he's on steroids."

by Miranda November 21, 2003

jickel

a turd in a body of water. i.e. lake,swimming pool,pond

once we were swimming at pale face and we saw a jickel floating in the water next to stu.

by Jeff Aka Mistajuice April 20, 2006

Nasty Jacked

Getting figuratively raped, Or having gotten as such. To be beaten figuratively or literally in such a way, that you feel like someone jacked off onto your soul.

As in:

The boys Varsity lacrosse team just got beaten by 7th grade girl's. NASTY JACKED

Can be used as a descriptive, or action word as such:

"Damn man you see that hot chick"

"Yeah"

"You should go out with her"

"I already have, we fucked"

"How was it???"

"Turns out shes my 2nd cousin"

"AHAHAHAHAHA DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM, you just got NASTY JAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKEEEDDDD"

by johnny mc awesome July 19, 2009

Hammer Jacked

Masturbation or getting jacked off whereby the penis is stroked vigorously up and down with one hand and the glans (the penile head) is simultaneously pounded with the veracity of a jack hammer with the other.

Coach Torrance took me to the showers last night and I got hammer jacked. The pain and pleasure was to much and I nutted up my jock strap.

by Dick Onchin May 12, 2020

jacked

very strong, huge muscles

Has he been working out? He looks jacked!

by meeeeeee July 1, 2004