Jewlius

A sexy monster who brings up race every 18 seconds.

Christian: Ayo, look its that sexy monster Jewlius. I wish he was mine
Andrew: yea me too hes so cute

by Bigpapichris September 24, 2020

Jewland

the land from which Jewish people hail when they do not want to admit being from any real country.

Richard although actually of Russian heritage, claimed to be from Jewland because he didn't understand the concept of geography.

by Liz January 3, 2004

Jewlatto

A Jewlatto is a mixed Jew (ethnicity wise); from "mulatto." A jewlatto is someone who is of mixed Jewish ethnicity/race, usually half.

It's meaning and construction is similar to "Halfrican."

Does not pertain necessarily to Judaism (the ancient and traditional religion of Jews), but rather to a person's ethnic/racial heritage.

Lin Goldberg is a Jewlatto...she is half Jewish, half Chinese.

by A.J. Wassermann February 22, 2007

Jewlord

When your landlord is Jewish and is extra pushy about getting his rent money, and real particular about any damage done to the house so he can Jew you out of money to make bullshit repairs.

Shit the Jewlord is hear quick hide the bowls and your money.... Hurry up man cover up that stain on the carpet or he will try to Jew us for the price of a new carpet.

by reghog August 1, 2007

Jewhunter

a person who dedicates there life to hunting jews, either for the purpose of slaying them or taking their jew gold (a bag of gold held around the neck of all Jews, but watch out for the fake bag they use as a decoy.)

hey i'm a Jewhunter, give me your jew gold or i'll slay you jew

by abc123Matt March 17, 2009

jewlo

A jewish girl who wants to look sexy and pretty (like Jlo) but at the same time observe jewish traditions.
"JewLo recognizes that the Jewish female has been underrepresented in the world of pop culture.... JewLo believes that sexuality and religion are not incompatible.... Jew.Lo gives props to zaftig Jewish figures, recognizing that a girl need not be a stick figure to be hot, and that a true dish loves her knish"

Hey, this gurl is for sure a Jewlo.

by OneFineJew September 25, 2005

jewblue

JetBlue Airlines. Arrived at via the abundance of Jewish travelers on Thursday nights and Friday days due to their inability to fly on Friday nights and Saturday days and of course the low fares, which any good Jew cannot ignore.

"Im flying down to Palm Beach this weekend."

"Who's your carrier?"

"JewBlue, what else!?"

by NYCJew April 17, 2008