jewd

When one is conned into paying much more for a good or service than it is actually worth.

"I was jewd by that rabbi who charged me 5 cents for a blessing; what a bastard!"

by Paul John March 26, 2005

jewdini

A tight person with money who dissapears much like Houdini when it comes to buying their round in a pub. Jewdini's are also people who do a dissapearing act when a restaurant bill is presented, allowing everyone else to pay for them

"Wheres Rob gone, it is his turn to buy the drinks. Fucking Jewdini"

by Luvguvnaa May 31, 2009

Jewdoo

Similar to voodoo, except, instead of hexing someone you just make him/her feel extremely guilty.

My mother is the High Priestess of Jewdoo.

by Dr. Flankenstein June 10, 2018

JewDog

Kosher hot dogs, (i.e., Hebrew National, Koshers Best, etc.) All Beef hot dogs which are superior to Corn-King, Oscar-Mayer, etc.

My wife asked if I needed anything from the store, and I replied "Yeah, pick up some hot dogs and buns, but make sure they're JewDogs!"

by JohnnytheJew May 18, 2009

jewduction

Buying an item then obtain a free good, then deducting the price of the original cost. -Jewduction

I bought a gram of blow from heather, for 40 bucks to my surprise she sucked me off, on the house. To my knowledge if my jewduction is correct. The cost of blow was only 15 dollars. Jewduction

by xSLEIGHRx February 28, 2013

Jewdicris

It's the Jewish version of ludicrous. Meaning to be exceptionally Hebrew.

That sale was Jewdicris! The prices were way too high!

by StarryBob August 27, 2011

Jewsday

The day of the Jews

Happy Jewsday, man!

by Wubwubwubweeb April 20, 2019