jerkoff-alpha

Someone who obsessively watches/reads "alpha male" content and videos on Youtube and other dating/game sites, but never actually applies any of it in real life to better themselves. They are typically cowardly and insecure and have a tendency to shame and criticize others online for being "betas".

He's such a jerkoff-alpha, All he does is shame and talk shit about others for being beta, but yet he never shows his face or reveals any info about himself.

by RoundLost12 May 14, 2022

Jerkoff

The opposite of what you would like to jerk off too

Dude that girl is such a jerkoff

by Ramos Wamelernota May 19, 2021

jerkoffable

when someone is so hot it makes you want to jerk off

"damn babe you look so jerkoffable today"

by the jack off all trades September 25, 2025

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff

Nickname around the Kremlin for the incompetent billionaire buddy of Diaper Donald, who fancies himself a great negotiator, but is no match for Putin.

Steve Witkoff The Jerkoff will have his lunch eaten in negotiations Putin.

by LaughingAloud December 2, 2025