Jenna Jameson

A Raunchy Professional Cocksucker.

A worthless white trash, no good, big titty, havin ass

A pitiful slut with no self worth, nor self respect

A cum guzzler who has no shame of being a filthy slut, and has also became the most well known slut of the porn industry

One who has no morals, so she sells her body for money, and licks asshole, pussy, and sucks cock for that cash

Rob: Omg did you see Jenna Jameson's new flick?

Jake: Yeah, I jerked off to her.. too bad shes nothing but a whore bag i jerk off too, i wouldnt touch someone like that in real life!

by S_Christina_G February 20, 2007

Father Jamison

Father Jamison is one of the many gods of the pantheon. He uses his signature belts to do godly stuff. Other gods include: god, Gandalf, El Gabe, Surgeon Shane, Soy Sauce God, and Truly Cool Uncle.

Person 1: Father Jamison is my favorite god.
Person 2: I prefer El Gabe, Master of the Void.

by Chaplain Yoinkerton October 28, 2019

Jameson

A Champion,King Shit, A Jameson is awesome in every way possible,He has a big penis and he is not afraid to use it,and a person who doesnt take shit from no one,and has no problem opening a big can of whoop ass on anyone,and also loves pussy and titties.

Nick pulled a Jameson yesterday by punching that faggot right in his tooth.

by Jdogg182 December 21, 2008

The Jameson

The Jameson is when your engaged in sex doggy style. When your about to ejaculate you hit the poor little lady in the back of the head with a cynder block so she tightens while passing out making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse).

As he was banging her doggy style he reached to his right, grabbed the hidden cyderblock and pulled The Jameson on her.

by Jameson, Jamie, Jay June 29, 2011

Jenna Jameson

A porn star who everyone says is a dirty slut, forgetting the fact that ALL porn stars are dirty sluts and Jenna Jameson is just a well known Dirty Slut

Mike: Hey Your Jenna Jameson!

Jenna: Yes I am. Want an autograph and a blowjob?

Mike: Eww. Your such a whore.

Eva Angelina: Hi guys!

Mike: Oh can I get a Blowjob from Eva? She's not a whore at all!

Eva: Ummm... Sure lets pretend thats true. 500 bucks and I'll let you put it in my ass.

Jenna: Throw in another 500 and I'll lez out with Eva while you fuck her.

Mike: This is the best day ever

Jenna and Eva: Wow. This kid is retarded. Lets just take the money and run.

by SureILikePornButSeriouslyGuys? November 23, 2010

Jameson

1. adj. The act of looting/robbing a small group of midget gypsies with the intent of using said money to fund ones self-owned lobotomy clinic.

2. Noun. A discarded three cornered hat

1."Jamesoning had begun roughly 21 years ago and is found happening most commonly throughout parts of Southern Alberta."

2."Dude, you look like a fucking pirate!" "Yeah I found a Jameson!"

by HappyGoLumpy February 9, 2010

Jenna Jameson

One of the ugliest whores on earth who I hope dies of AIDs or something, she is a rich little bitch who thinks shes hot but shes not she looks like a rat in a Madonna wig.

Porn Freak: Hey, dude Jenna Jameson is hot.

Normal Person: No she is not she is ugly as fuck.

by Erick Suckit August 25, 2010