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1. God's gift to himself, it is a restaurant chain on the west coast. Its fries are made out of 100% pure awesome and its burgers are an orgasm between two buns. They serve everything, and they do it well.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
They had an E. Coli thing in 1993, which people STILL talk about when Jack In The Box is mentioned. Seriously people, it was almost two decades ago and JITB has not had any problems since. It is probably the SAFEST place to eat now. It's time to start opening them up out east again (they closed a lot of them after 1993). I would never eat McDonald's cow turd burgers again.
2. Children's toy... whatever.
Bill: Dude, I got you jack in the box.
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
Ted: No way! I love that place. What kind of burger did you get me?
Bill: I got you the toy *lol*
Ted: *punches Bill in the face*
by Flick507 May 09, 2011
When the tip of the penis pokes the entrance to the vagina (meant to be enticing). This process continues momentarily until the penis decides to make forcefull penetration.
by candykane December 29, 2008
the definition of working for the devil where you have to pay to get your own paycheck but what the devil don't find out isn't a problem
by nascardude April 02, 2009
by vlad k November 11, 2005
when a man jacks in a box and jizzes all over it, and put its in the partners head and then say u got jack in the box bitch
by nbdbsd201 November 10, 2010
Jack in the box
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.
V. The act of farting or producing waste of the rear into a public trash can and then closing the lid leaving it for someone else to discover and/or deal with.
As I went to the mcdonalds across the street to annoy them by eating my burger king just to find a Jack in the box as I am told to throw it away.
by Jefferys deffinitions August 21, 2010