Lady issue 

A woman's period : usually used when a woman does not want to use the word "period" or other words that sound a bit "gay" - usually when talking about it in past tense.

Person one: Hey whassup girl, how you doing?

Person two: I'm okay, just in pain.

Person one: Why, what's wrong?

Person two: My boobs are aching a lil'

Person one: Why's that?

Person two: I just came off my lady issue

Lady issue by Miss Chavez July 27, 2011

polarized issue 

An issue that has been made to appear black or white, wrong or right, one way or the other. These issues are intended to appear as though there are no other alternatives. People tend to polarize issues in an attempt to further their religious, environmental or political agendas.

"It's a polarized issue, you're either part of the solution or you're part of the problem."

"They polarize the issue to make it look like everyone either supports homosexuality or hates homosexuals."

polarized issue by atomzer0 April 3, 2006

winter skill issue 

Winter skill issue is the phenomenon in which a person's performance in a video game is significantly worse during winter and its surrounding months, or even just cold weather in general. The causes for winter skill issue could be anything from cold hands making it more difficult to aim in a shooter game or just general discomfort in cold weather translating to worse performance.

Derived from winter + skill issue.

I dropped to Bronze 2 in VALORANT today because of winter skill issue.

I used to be #375 in OCE in April, but now I am #562 and it's July. Bloody winter skill issue.

winter skill issue by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast June 21, 2023

shower issue

A shower issue is the person, thing, event, problem, etc. which you ponder hardly on while taking a shower.

"When I was in the shower this morning I couldn't stop thinking about that loner kid who came in at work last night and ordered 15 pizzas. What was he up to? ... It was so my shower issue today, dude."

shower issue by Jaidte January 26, 2009

Skill issue 

When you suck completely at something, and your friends calls you out on it

Guy 1: I just can't clear this level
Guy 2: Sounds like a skill issue to me

Skill issue by d3av2id1 December 31, 2020

Standard Issue Non-Conformist

I'm sure you already know what this term means, maybe even from experience. If not, it is the Safety Pinned Patches on Overwhelmingly Dark Clothing look, also called emo or goth, but usually lacks originality. This doesn't make a person bad or stupid, but their energy would be better spent distinguishing themselves through some remarkable contribution rather than just violating popular conventions with an attitude.

S.I.N.C. "Why Bother?"

Me: "Why not?"

Standard Issue Non-Conformist by Garrrr! February 5, 2005

First Issue 

Semen

A male's first discharge of jizz by way of any sexual act

We are so proud, Sandeep produced his first issue at scout camp this weekend

First Issue by Mr Mong November 25, 2004