inventorious

having ample inventory

Jeff was feeling rather inventorious after purchasing an additional 200 million bonds.

by victorious December 10, 2008

eyelid inventory

When you are tossing and turning in your sleep. You keep your eyes shut but the brain traffic won't stop and all those people talking in your head are inviting more people over. Pretty soon you have to take stock of the situation otherwise the cranial inventory is out of your control and your brain might explode. Eyelid Inventory is the only way to keep the situation on your level. You may not sleep but your chaos is organized.
And your pillow case is clean in the morning

After a full night on the town and ignoring her AM deadlines, Demonica crashed on her bed only to find sleep was illusive and decided to do some eyelid inventory to avert the inevitable mental trainwreck.

by Hard Living Heather February 4, 2010

investibate

The act of investigating a pornography site in order to determine it's quality (usually through masturbation).

"Give me the URL of that site, I'll investibate it later."

by cantstopwontstoppp April 16, 2009

Mothers of Invention

A rock band of the mid-to-late 1960s. The best known member was Frank Zappa. The band made six albums and did three tours, but was not economically successful, which led to such musical gems as "No Commercial Potential".

As musicians, however, the band was very successful and influenced much of late-'60s American rock. Among their better-known songs were "Brain Police", "suzy creamcheese", and "Kansas".

"Mothers" were too cool for America; hell, they were too cool for earth.

by zappafan July 11, 2004

if intent weld

a term used when your internet connection is not working but you anticipate that it may be working in the near future!!!

"yo, homi, i can't play that shizzle fifa"

"safe, if intent weld tmrw"

by uf007 March 28, 2010

Inventitive

An alternative pronunciation and spelling of the word inventive. Coined by Link.
See "Epic Rap Battle" by Rhett and Link

I pack a snorkel' 'cause I'm clever and so inventitive.

It's inventive. Inventitive isn't a word.

Yeah, I just inventi-ted it. You just got served!

by Dr. Pepper Cherry September 13, 2010

inventurous

An adventurous inventer.

An inventor wanabee that loves new inventions and their uses. Makes all sorts of stuff, tools and jury rigs. The person may have never invented anything useful to the public, but wont stop trying.

We need something that cannot be found on the market. Is anyone here feeling inventurous today.

by Mr P Bklyn February 25, 2010