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Jose: Howd you geddos rims, Money?
Vinnie: Onna intanet, Yo.
Jose: Oh, shit.
by web on the cob April 29, 2008
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internets

Somthing that the average joe will never know of. Used only by the secret service and its commanders, the Internets is a top secret way of transfering information around the globe at the speed of light. George W. Bush thought of the idea after consuming a high amount of Coke and Pepsi together, while watching porn on the "Internet"
Bush: Hmmmmmmm, The Internet is too untrustworthy. I must create somthing more powerful............. The Internets!
by Sam Burns July 8, 2006
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internets

A web site mocking President Bush's gaffe in a CNBC interview, calling Google, "the Google". In the 2000 Presidential Primary debates he refers to the Internet as "Internets" saying, "There's rumors on the Internets" in response to a question. Video here: youtube.com/watch?v=fezjR zAWa2Q. The web site is: thegoogleontheinternets.com.
"I use the Google to pull up maps. I like see the ranch" -George W. Bush.
"I hear there's rumors on the Internets." -George W. Bush.
by Larrry November 5, 2006
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we need moar internets

The result of inserting facebook into the internet hat machine. The end result is something resembling /b/ but with less deprivation and moar uncorrupted lulz.
On the first day, /b/ was created.
On the second day, a lolcat wished for moar internets.
On the third day, a group made the decision that we need moar internets.
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internets slang

A vernacular or speech characterized by several conventions, such as the deliberate misspelling of common words, gratuitous pluralization and the elevation of a concept called "The Lulz" (or spoken in Internets Slang, "Teh Lulz") to the level of godhood.

example of bastardization or deliberate misspelling of common words:
instead of "the", "teh".

instead of "more", "moar".
instead of "is", "iz"
this "iz" just a small sampling, and other words not normally bastardized or misspelled may be bastardized and misspelled, as long as "teh" resulting word "iz" lulzy. (funny)

example of "gratuitous pluralization":
instead of "woman", "womens" ex: i saw that pretty white womens walking down "teh" street.
these words elevated to the highest form of pluralization also apply to the normally pluralized
word:
ex: where da white womens at ex: white womens, black womens, theys all be womens

"Internets Slang" iz also characterized by "wut" (what in Internets Slang) teh unwashed uninitiated would call "incorrect tense"

ex: I will has teh cheeseburger n fries.

Many incorrectly mistake "Internets Slang" for teh ebonics. Internets Slang iz infinitely cooler and moar lulzy than teh ebonics, amirite....???????

(Internets Slang is also characterized by gratuitous pluralization, az in teh above sentence.)
It's not teh ebonics, it's that internets slang. You'd better get up on it.
by Packet Man December 4, 2014
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Intraversal

Affecting only that of which is inside of; or pertaining to, Melissaverse.
I accidently called my future ex-husband by his brothers name but incident was justified by the fact that the names are more than merely interchangable, or universal; but are 'Intraversal'.
*Note: individuals possessing average intelligence will be incapable of comprehending, and/or using, the above word--so dont even try, as you will always be A DUMBASS ;)
by ToniozTroublez October 21, 2011
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how are your internets

A phrase that comprises a filler introductory question for a friend on the internet and net speak. It is often used with "hay thar" or another appropriate greeting. Synonymous with "how are you doing?" IRL.
hay thar it's been forever how are your internets this evening?
by Flizzo My Nizzo November 10, 2008
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