INTOXICATI

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by Anonymous July 23, 2003

Intextication

Like intoxication from drinking, if you are texting you are unable to do things well that you normally can do without thinking about it much, like walking, bike riding, or driving a car. Texting distracts you from what you should be focused on and results in slips, falls, crashes, accidents, and sometimes death.

"The train engineer was convicted of causing the train derailment due to intextication that caused him to disregard warnings, alerts, and the other oncoming train." - www.Intextication.com

by Textless May 22, 2009

Intaxication

Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with

I was in such a state of intaxication the other day after getting my tax refund check that I was giddy all day about what I wanted to buy later. Later I realized that it was my money that the government got the interest on in the first place and got a deflation downer.. Oh well, shopping anyway!

by Merry Ellen April 30, 2010

intaxication

Happiness when receiving a tax refund...until I realized that Turbo Tax was giving some bank I've never heard of $29.99 of it for reasons unknowable.

I was high on intaxication until I saw that $29.99 was being deducted by a bank in California that I've never heard of on behalf of Turbo Tax.

by Decorina May 8, 2011

intomidation

The act of Tom Cruise using his million watt smile, cunning nature, and Ray Ban sunglasses to make you literally piss your pants.

Oprah experienced intomidation when Tom Cruise jumped repeatedly on her couch.

"I'm definitely intomidated by my husband," stated Katie Holmes.

by TomVictim136 August 21, 2010

Intoxification

This is the way you spell intoxication when you are dreaming of Friday night at the bar, race track, or weekend roping on a Tuesday afternoon.

I sure wish that I were in a state of intoxification right now... Alas, only three more days to go...

by Elitebd March 23, 2010

Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I love intoxicating foreskin

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