instabitch

A man who walks around following his woman with her phone taking photos of her for instagram.

No Dean, that's not the right angle.

Oh bro, Dean is definitely her instabitch.

by tredge June 29, 2019

instavert

Someone who posts a lot of selfies online, and comes across as outgoing, but is actually shy or introverted in person. A portmanteau of Instagram and introvert.

I know I seem really confident in my photos, but in real life I'm an instavert, I'd rather read a book than go to a party.

by figmentPez September 5, 2020

Instaboost

A collaborative space where brand curation and longevity triumphs. Making the complex digital world a little more simplified.

" i want to work at Instaboost Media."

by disco99 May 4, 2021

instaboner

when you see something that you like and you get an instant irection

Man when I saw that girl I got an instaboner

by marcus102893 February 20, 2009

instaboner

boner brought on by the very mention of the actress from "Precious"

I was watching that movie last night, and got the gnarliest instaboner.

by harlandclarke August 28, 2010

instahot

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.

Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..

by TFS August 18, 2005

instabust

When something so good happens you cant help but creaming your pants instantly.

Man when Sean Dockery hit that 3 as time expired over VT, the whole stadium instabusted!

by The Real Nard Dog March 27, 2011