Old swinford in Stourbridge

fuck me I mean where do I start, I can’t lie i hear “what’s that in your pocket” more than the shitty maths equations mr nartey who no one knows what fuck he’s saying tryna waffle in ya face 24/7 (sound g tho). Imagine dis ye I pay 36k to stay at this ‘posh school’ when I get in, In the mornings, guess what, mans stuck outside for fucking 25 mins In the freezing cold cuz I ain’t got a fucking key card which their tryna scam their way into making me pay 15 fucking quid for another one, drug game here is shit as no one has experience like I could moretime buy a Z of dust off some next crackhead younger for a fiver and still get licked within 5 seconds of approaching the shit. Biggest bollocks is that these man care more about fucking catching kids with their ‘vape devices’ than getting me my fucking GCSEs. Ain’t done yet so don’t click off, shout out to my guy Mr Kerr he’s a fucking legend. Mr slaphead Perry thinks he’s the shit when one slap on the head would course a fucking earthquake enough to wipe out the wannabe gangsters in the school. Mr coalter or however the fuck u spell it’s name cares more about your fucking creps than ya fucking life, man pays 36k for me to be sitting in the dining hall eating with two fucking spoons cuz they ain’t got no fucking cutlery to give us and slap a bit on the side call that an osh special. But ye fuck me it’s never to late to leave this mockery.

Boy 1: what’s old swinford in Stourbridge

Boy 2: ‘jumps off a bridge’

by Suckmatip February 13, 2022

IN STEREO

A three piece boy band all at the age of 16 that includes
Jakob Connor Delgado😜🍗
Ethan Leo Kaparthy👽🍍
Chris James Lanzon😎🍕
they have released two EPs since being on the X Factor last year
they are hot/sexy, hilarious and love their fans very much.

" OMFG IN STEREO HAVE A NEW EP!!!"
" NOOT NOOT !!! "

by Jethis June 17, 2016

Woman in STEM

In broad application, a woman in STEM is simply a female studying or working in the fields of science, technology, engineering, or math. More typically, the term applies to female engineers only who look down upon the other sciences.

Did you hear her talk down to me this morning?

I did, what a classic woman in STEM.

by WomanInSTEM December 6, 2021

in stereo

To have two people of the same name in the same room at the same time. Or two of anything for that matter.

Two guys named justin walk into a room,
Holy Shit Justin in stereo.

by Babyfart Mcgeezax June 28, 2009

balls in storage

Celibacy

He put his balls in storage a while back.

by Steve120 April 12, 2010

Set in stone

(pertaining to holidays) A promise that absolutely will not be broken, unless it was only made verbally by management, in which case it turns out the fuckers are guaranteed to change it.

You know those holiday dates? You can take them as set in stone.

... about those holidays you booked... you're going to have to come in those days, I don't give a shit what you think.

by ochrann January 10, 2020

I grieve in stereo.

Something Grievouss is known for saying on world chat, often sparking up continuances of the song or some funny counter to grieving in stereo. World of Warcraft Ascension’s stereo guy.

A lyric pulled from MGMT’s “Little Dark Age”. Grievouss was interviewed and said that he strongly encourages everybody to grieve in stereo from time to time. To also listen to MGMT’s Little Dark Age song.

7. WorldGrievouss: I grieve in stereo.
7. WorldPlayer: I grieve in surround sound.
7. WorldGrievouss: As long as you’re grieving in anything above mono then you’re grieving right.

7. WorldJugador: Habla espanol?

by anonymous November 23, 2021