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Implonkus

The feeling you get when you put time and effort into organizing your thoughts into a lucid, coherent online message, and get a response that starts with "lol" and uses more smileys than punctuation marks.
Every time I try to say something worthwhile I just end up getting implonkus. I'm thinking of trying to argue offline.
by Kizor June 3, 2007
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impopsicle

the offspring of the words impossible and popsicle,
although, it is usually used in the context of impossible
It would have been impopsicle for Mr. Peanut* to have impregnated our dog!

*Mr. peanut is a cartoon character used to help advertise Planters.
by |> King of Popsicles <| June 4, 2009
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Imposinator

1) One whom pretends to be one pretending to be someone else.

2) One impersonating someone who is an impostor of another

3) Of, or pertaining to, the act of pretending to be someone who is pretending to be someone
Did you guys see Tosh's performance of the Tron guy? Yeah, that guy is such an imposinator.
by Phakade July 24, 2010
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IMooch

Someone, usually a female, who does not own an IPhone or IPod Touch but always asks to use their friends' for the purpose of using one of the apps or the internet, often to the point of annoying the owner of the device.
Jessica: Hey can I see your IPhone?
Rob: Why?
Jessica: I really want to play Doodle Jump.
Rob: I don't have Doodle Jump.
Jessica: Oh.
...
Jessica: Can I check my Facebook?
Rob: Jessica, you are such an IMooch.
by The Alaskan November 5, 2010
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Importabooty

When a guy has a female friend fly in for a "visit" with the hidden or overt intent of hooking up. Proper usage of the word requires the crossing of state or international borders. See booty call when visits involve shorter traveling distance.
Isn't your Ex flying in for the weekend? Wanna hang out later?

I think we're gonna stay in so I can enjoy that importabooty.
by N9N9 January 23, 2011
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important Homework

Dude i know you're reading this thinking its gonna make you laugh but seriously do your homework its for a lot of points and besides the teacher is watching
do your important Homework now or you're gonna regret it!
by Go_Die_Today November 9, 2020
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impogster

When imposter in amogus is very poggers
Black-“Red is so good at Imposter he’s so pog”

Brown-“I know he’s an impogster”
by Mclovinpoger April 29, 2021
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