the horn

when a man gets extremely aroused by a female, usually one with dirty great beef curtains, who likes to be alabhama hotpocketed.

"daves mum gives me the horn, her tangy twat makes me soo hott"

by paul mckenna March 11, 2008

horn

when ya feel frisky and 'up for it'

'oooh jonny depp gives me the horn'

by spider September 20, 2003

Horning

Demonstrating your intention and desire to perform a carnal act with one or more members of the sex to which you are most attracted.

Did you see Charlie talking to Linda and that hen do party she was with? he was really horning at them.

by Snikks July 22, 2011

horn

just a description of an absolute lad. a legend, a unit.

"thanks for that brother" "cheers horn"

by bleshgo June 26, 2020

horn

Slang term for the penis; Believed to have originated in Buffalo, NY from a hockey team. The term found it's way to Brantford, ON and eventually to Hamilton, ON where it is now a somewhat common name for the penis.

"Man, that woman is driving me fucking bonkers"

"Just tell her to get over here and milk your horn"

by Gravedizzly September 6, 2008

horned

I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.

Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.

by Thetruth82 November 16, 2010

horn

1. A telephone.

2. A device honked by all yuppies and soccer moms when they lock their Lexuses, BMWs, or SUVs at the mall. It is a trumpet fanfare announcing to one and all that they are now locking their cars.

Megan can't come down now, she's on the horn.

Like all good soccer moms, Flannery blasts her horn a few times when she locks her Excursion.

by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005