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HookerBodyShots

A Jew with inherited moderation powers

Hooker represents stamina
Body represents Sexappeal
Shots represents strength

After being initiated into the jewish martial arts, such as denying anything, blaming his self a little so that we can't blame him for the whole thing...e.t.c he fucked Kristen and had a baby called Jesus X dragon....it has now become a card in the new yu gi oh series
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by Z0Rr0Rex May 18, 2004
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hookerbot

noun: a generic wannabe supermodel who makes limited income at a low paying job who is very pretty and steals all the guys' attention when out at a party or other drinking establishment; she has no intention of entering into a relationship with said victim
I was talking to this great guy at a party when all of his attentions were diverted to some hookerbot displaying her new boobs.
by Diane Love November 2, 2007
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hookerbelle

an effeminite homosexual male, one who is often seen abusing methamphetamines and/or other psychostimulants in the bathroom at the local gay bar. as implied by the prefix 'hooker', these men are often found in said bathroom on their knees.
'joe, you see that hookerbelle over there - the one with the glitter in his hair and the manpurse? I just saw her givin a blizzy to that guy in the baseball shirt over there.'
by capnCrouton April 28, 2004
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hookerstution

The act of doing sexual things for a price, without breaking the law.
Jack: dude, Mr. Krabs always has perl calling him daddy and giving her money. That’s illegal prostitution

Terry: No man, it’s just hookerstution
by Ole reliable January 15, 2018
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hookera

A person that loves hookah , someone who can make hookah better then other people !
Wow hookera makes the best hookah !
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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hoserbateing

The act of masterbation with a properly fileted walleye
I went to canada to visit my hoser cousin, it was there i caught him hoserbateing with our supper. I ordered pizza that nite instead.
by Dissapointerists July 1, 2022
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Hookeritis

Suffering or recovering from any storm of infectious diseases one would contract in the act and/or work of hooking ; see also: hookering , hooking, slanging the kitty, I.e. prostitution.

*+Items must be cleansed and sanitized to disinfect the virus from the object or premises.**
1. I had to re-disinfect my bong for hookeritis, after that skank ho put her lips on it.

2. I was bound to get hookeritis twerking and grinding all up on exert cutie on the dance floor.
by MamaBel31 November 21, 2022
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