Christ on a diamond heist

An exclamation used to convey one's feeling of surprise by comparing that shock to the astoundment one would experience if they were to hear that Christ went on a diamond heist.

"Christ on a diamond heist, where did that come from?"

by Douche McBaggins May 10, 2015

Heath Ledger Heist

Robbing an actor of his life in exchange for making a lot of money off of his death. The death is usually an unexpected suicide that befalls a beloved and popular actor. The alleged suicide takes place within a year of the release of a film featuring the actor.

"We are are so surprised that Robin Williams killed himself. Must be a classic Heath Ledger Heist what with all those movies he has coming out."

"Shame about Paul Walker's Heath Ledger Heist. The car crash made it very obvious."

by helpfulhan August 28, 2014

Crown Jewels Heist

Getting your dog neutered

Fido has been a right little pussy since the Crown Jewels Heist

by MILFord Keynes March 12, 2022

after-hours workplace food heists

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just can’t seem to bust them.

I’m gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist

An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.

Have you heard of the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heist?

by HI#2 October 1, 2019

Midwest meat heist ring

A circle jerk.

CNN: "Three men arrested for their
roles in multimillion-dollar
Midwest meat heist ring"

reader: So the corporatists had a circle jerk?

CNN: ... Yes...

by jint3i November 5, 2022

Mango Heist

An expedition where an object of great importance and merit is obtained. This is often a secret plan.

Hey Isaac, is Mango Heist going down today?

by Retigga November 21, 2025