He’s the coolest mostest epikest person ever. He’s da bestest friend you’ll ever have. He is approximately 6 foot 69 inches and he could take your girl with the snap of his figners.
Girl: who’d you go out with last night?
Other girl: Hawkesbury.
Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.
Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
Other girl: Hawkesbury.
Girl: Omg I’m so jealous I just want him ti bone me.
Other girl: yeah his dick is like 420 inches long. He made me cum in 0.69 nanoseconds whilst winning clash Royale and valorant at the same time
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Ian Hawke is the savior of this Earth. He is the creator of being and our messiah. He came down to our planet to save us and cleanse us of all evil. We will be forever grateful for his doing and how he truly saved us and spared us under his mercy. All hail Hawke.
by milonster hunter February 5, 2020
Get the Ian Hawke mug.Hackey: (Adjective) A way to describe a bad programming practice that is a shitty stopgap fix, but you do it anyway because you don't give a shit.
In Pair Programming:
Watcher: Damn dude, you're really going to do that shit? It's really hackey.
Coder: STFU i have the controls, not you.
Watcher: Damn dude, you're really going to do that shit? It's really hackey.
Coder: STFU i have the controls, not you.
by SomeProgrammerGuy March 7, 2018
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Get the Hawked mug.The brown ring around a person’s anus that many porn stars bleach for appearance. Many people believe that the name originated from a college football team located in Iowa and is based upon their poor performance, however the name comes from the puckering effect bleach has upon the anus when first applied, making it look like the eye of hawk.
Goldie Cox, a famous porn star nearing the end of her career decided to bleach her hawkeye in an attempt to gain a stronger following.
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Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.
Aye yer no kiddin, shes got an arse like a hawkers bundle.
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