Handicapper

The specific species of pooping, in which the use of the handicap stall is necessary. That is to say, one is in a rush and must use the handrail for power clenching.

The movie starts in five minutes, I gotta drop a quick handicapper.

by Grevdar February 8, 2010

Hanai

Hawaiian. It loosely means adopted, with or without legal papers. Today most use people use it as a way to refer to someone who is so close to you, they're family, even without a blood connection.

My HanaiSister had a baby today!! He's the most beautiful nephew an aunt could have!

by Alaska Wahine May 29, 2011

hanging wheels

Discreetly positioning yourself so just your testicles are hanging out of your pants in an effort to chat up people as long as possible without them noticing.

Man was that chick upset when she noticed that I was "hanging wheels".

by Bulldog aka hot wheels August 10, 2008

Hanging BJ

holding on to handlebars above your head (preferably hanging up high enough where the girl can stand up) while receiving felatio. It is best to have the handlebars at a height where she is EITHER standing or kneeling. If the height is wrong then the girl will have to uncomfortably crouch and in turn depreciate the value and time of the said "Head".

I reluctantly received a Hanging BJ after a long day of tennis.

by Bill Lawsonn August 7, 2010

Hanging up the towel rack

Willing to do anything, but not getting any love in return.

Man, I've been hanging up the towel rack for that girl, but she still won't give me any action.

by jjc9397 July 31, 2011

hangin log

Taking a dump at work

Derek: hey have you seen Stormy?
Mike: yeah he's in the shitter hangin log.

by jjredcorn May 26, 2017

hanging a bush poo

Chucking a shit in the bush.

“Tony! We’re are ya mate?!”
“I’m over here hanging a bush poo”

by Youseisaproperword July 16, 2018