When a woman puts duct tap over her ass hole and proceeds to slowly sit on her hubbys dick. The mans penis, unable to penetrate, begins to get slowly crushed by the duct tape shielded ass hole.
Mary- Lafanda went overboard when she gave John The Hydraulic Press at last nights orgy.
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
Lucy- Oh my! What on gods green earth is The Hydraulic Press?
John- MY DICK IS SMASHED! That's all you need to know.
Mary- Oh, I had no idea John was here.
Lucy- *whispers* If that is the outcome then I'm giving my son The Hydraulic Press tonight. He can't be having kids at this age.
Mary- Just make sure incest is legal where you do it.
Lucy- Oh Mary you are a gas.
*Laugh Track*
by Video Person January 17, 2021
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2) Performing oral sex on your partner with so much suction he/she yells in pain.
2) Performing oral sex on your partner with so much suction he/she yells in pain.
by archemedes_rex January 10, 2008
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by Swampy February 14, 2003
Get the mad hydraulics mug.Geek that has no interest but to sit behind a screen and devour every bit available, untill he's done burning his eyes out. No one is sure about his sexual orientation altough there are reports of female intents, quickly being refused. known interrests others than computers are group sports with alot of men and alot of contact.
"he is going hidraulics... call the doctor right now and burn all those playgirl magazines u found under his bed!!!"
by Nick Leavingcloset October 22, 2003
Get the hidraulics mug.Water bieng an essential ingredient to life, and the flowin of water is nedded to develope a civilization. Not only to for drinking buy to flood away human waste. developed By the Egyptians off the Great River Nile which originates from Uganda and passed though Sudan and Ethopia before spilling out 2000 miles into the Mediteranean.
Hydraulic Civilizations are what created the flow of life.
"There is but little rain in Assyria. It it this which nourishes the roots of the corn; but it is irriagation that ripens the crop and brings grain to the fullness: it is not as in Egypt, where the river itself rises and floods the fields: in assyria they are waterd by hand and swinging beams. For the whole land of babylon, like Egypt is curt across by canals...There are no niether in the rest of Egypt, nor in the whole world, who gain from the soil with so little labour; they have not the toil of breaking up the land with the plough, nore hoeing...the river rises of itself, the water in the fields, and then sinks back again; thereupon each man sows his field sends swine into it to tread down the seed, and waits fr the harvest..." ~Dan MacGalvray
"There is but little rain in Assyria. It it this which nourishes the roots of the corn; but it is irriagation that ripens the crop and brings grain to the fullness: it is not as in Egypt, where the river itself rises and floods the fields: in assyria they are waterd by hand and swinging beams. For the whole land of babylon, like Egypt is curt across by canals...There are no niether in the rest of Egypt, nor in the whole world, who gain from the soil with so little labour; they have not the toil of breaking up the land with the plough, nore hoeing...the river rises of itself, the water in the fields, and then sinks back again; thereupon each man sows his field sends swine into it to tread down the seed, and waits fr the harvest..." ~Dan MacGalvray
by Wolfdg8obelisk(Aswan)quarry December 6, 2009
Get the Hydraulic Civilizations mug.Water bieng an essential ingredient to life, and the flowin of water is nedded to develope a civilization. Not only to for drinking buy to flood away human waste. developed By the Egyptians off the Great River Nile which originates from Uganda and passed though Sudan and Ethopia before spilling out 2000 miles into the Mediteranean.
Hydraulic Civilizations are what created the flow of life.
"There is but little rain in Assyria. It it this which nourishes the roots of the corn; but it is irriagation that ripens the crop and brings grain to the fullness: it is not as in Egypt, where the river itself rises and floods the fields: in assyria they are waterd by hand and swinging beams. For the whole land of babylon, like Egypt is curt across by canals...There are no niether in the rest of Egypt, nor in the whole world, who gain from the soil with so little labour; they have not the toil of breaking up the land with the plough, nore hoeing...the river rises of itself, the water in the fields, and then sinks back again; thereupon each man sows his field sends swine into it to tread down the seed, and waits fr the harvest..." ~Dan MacGalvray
"There is but little rain in Assyria. It it this which nourishes the roots of the corn; but it is irriagation that ripens the crop and brings grain to the fullness: it is not as in Egypt, where the river itself rises and floods the fields: in assyria they are waterd by hand and swinging beams. For the whole land of babylon, like Egypt is curt across by canals...There are no niether in the rest of Egypt, nor in the whole world, who gain from the soil with so little labour; they have not the toil of breaking up the land with the plough, nore hoeing...the river rises of itself, the water in the fields, and then sinks back again; thereupon each man sows his field sends swine into it to tread down the seed, and waits fr the harvest..." ~Dan MacGalvray
by Wolfdg8obelisk(Aswan)quarry December 6, 2009
Get the Hydraulic Civilizations mug.The act of being caught in between two fat chicks in a fight. Named from the crushing weight/heavy blows from each participant impacting the victim betwixt them.
“I nearly got the hydraulic press treatment when Ava and Lisa started going at it.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
“If the principal just made an octagon for these heavy set bitches we wouldn’t have this issue.”
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