Halve It

An expresion used by an individual when someone's bullshiting a story to them..

*Used when you want someone to get to the point quickly

Guy 1:Oi man, last night i was walking back from the club when this smoking hot bab...
Guy 2: yeah mate, halve it

by BoganwhodigsUNIT August 29, 2010

Halbedl

To have not yet experienced puberty.

by Anonymous November 8, 2003

halve a baby

2am, you're just...about...to fall asleep...WAH!!! Your baby starts crying and now you have to go tend to it. Then it throws up on you, then poops and pees everywhere. It's driving you crazy.

It just won't stop crying, I swear I'm gonna halve a baby!

I'm getting to that place in my life where I'm seriously thinking of halving a baby. #TheyAreLoud - morgan_murphy

by brotheratom September 10, 2010

harvedent

Two-faced; beguiling or deceitful.

Gordon: That two-faced, coin-tossing son of a bitch hoaxed us!
Batman: Of course... He's harvedent...
Gordon: You have a point there, Mr. Clooney...
Batman: ... IT'S BALE!!

by KaEEEo! February 20, 2009

havedo

Combination of 'have' and 'do'. Used when neither of the individual words properly describe an intention, posession or condition.

Person 1: "Fuck me Larry, you're a stinky cunt!"
Person 2: "Yeah mate, I'm going to havedo a shower"

by packageddrinkingwater August 11, 2017

Halves

Half on ounce of weed

Buyer: Bro, got any halves?
Seller: Yeah skrrt skrrt

by Biblical_stoner420 June 6, 2018

Halvern

A little boy who is nice to everyone and people treats him bad

Hey can I hold sum

Them no

Halvern can i hold sum

Yes u can

by Nun1 else November 22, 2021