hufflepuff

One of the four houses at Hogwarts, though nobody really knows exactly what they are. Yet most of them are believed to be good finders.

Dumbledore: Basically, I've been putting anybody who looks like a good guy into Gryffindor. Anybody who looks like a bad guy into Slytherin. And the other two can just go wherever they want. I don't care
Cedric (stands up): Hufflepuffs are particually good finders!
Dumbledore: What the hell is a Hufflepuff?

by totally awesome wizard! January 22, 2011

Hufflepuff

...what the hell is that?

All we know is that they're good finders... sorta.

Cedric: Hufflepuffs are especially good finders!
Dumbledore: ...what the hell is a Hufflepuff?

or

Dumbledore: I put all of the good guys in Gryffindor, the bad guys in Slytherin, and everyone else goes to Ravenclaw or Hufflepuff.

by Split Ends August 12, 2009

Halflete

A person who is not quite an athlete, but is more than a spectator. A person who participates in an activity, may actually work up a little sweat, but ultimately is not a full fledged athlete.

Participants in any of the following: NASCAR, bowling, golf, curling (they might be even less than a Halflete), hunting, ping pong, walkers, polo, anything equestrian, professional wrestling, professional fishing, hang gliding, boat racing (jet ski included), professional eating (also questionable)

by Tippy the Turtle June 14, 2011

hufflefucked

When you get screwed over for being too nice, like a HufflePuff in the Harry Potter series.

I got hufflefucked again when I volunteered to help and I was the only one left when it was time to clean up.

by DJJazzySuz March 2, 2018

Hufflepuff

An underated Hogwarts house, Lots of people look down on it. As a Gryffindor, I don't really get it. Maybe because of this, So, basically, all the founders of Hogwarts decided to give the Sorting Hat specifications on what types of students they wanted in their house.

Godric Gryffindor wanted brave students,
Roweena Ravennclaw wanted Intelligent students,
Salazar Slytherin wanted cunning students,
And Helga Hufflepuff wanted the ones that didn't fit any of the other categories.
So, people think that they're the leftovers...
Well, Hufflepuffs are still awesome!

Person 1: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "Hey!!!"
Person 2: "What house are you in?"
Person 1: "Hufflepuff!"
Person 2: "Ewwwwwwwww"
Person 2: "I'm slytherin! Not a dumb Hufflepuff!"
Person 1: ";-;"

by CinnamonRollEliza August 25, 2018

Hufflepuff

Hufflepuff's are the most loyalist of friends. They aren't born naturally they drift down from the heavens with bass clarinet serenading their birth and are presented to the mother by gods holy angels. They are majestic geeks and are the most likely to give you a brownie and lunch (you know you have a true friend at that moment.

One guy at lunch: hey there pal can you help me with studying tonight
Hufflepuff: Of course I will (hugs) you are my best bud I will always help you

One guy at lunch: Aw thanks pal I have your back too
Hufflepuff: that means so much to me have a brownie

by What did you think? March 2, 2019

Haffenated

When a Large group of males ejaculate on your face, all while you smile like you have won Tattslotto

“Oh your skin looks nice” “why thank you I have been getting haffenated by the local football team on Tuesday nights”

by WhatThe13 August 17, 2019