An ugly, nasty, gross ass potato chip created by Lays© and it tastes like your grandma chewed up a dirty burrito found in the garbage and it was feed to your baby cousin and he threw it up and someone made it a chip and gave it to you!
by Potato Baby September 21, 2015
Get the Gyro Potato Chipmug. 
When one guy is throat-fucking a woman and one guy is ripping her asshole with his penis while she is vomiting and having wet diarrea at the same time.
Last night Steve and Frank gave me a greek gyro, i was vomiting and shitting on both of their cocks it was magical.
by Kosta The Kypreo April 28, 2021
Get the Greek Gyromug. 
Someone who is both an extreme Pedophile and Gyrosexual. A Gyro-pedo kidnapper will kidnap small children, ppaint them green and use them for sexual pleasure until they reach the age of consent. when the children reach the age of consent they will be released deep in the wilderness of Africa where they will learn to mine salt.
Person1: Matthew I'm beginning to think you are a Gyro-Pedo Kidnapper
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
Matthew: why would you think that?
Person1: because of all the green children chained in your basement with enlarged assholes
by the_Green_Packages September 9, 2019
Get the Gyro-Pedo Kidnappermug. When one gets roofied and then gets force fed a gyro topped with human feces. Followed by anal penetration and a reach around.
by Deeznuts304 August 19, 2013
Get the Georgia Gyromug. by PJ Vernon May 7, 2020
Get the bacon gyromug.