groin

Area between your legs, whether male or female. Contains either the vagina or a penis and/or two (2) testicles. In certain cases (Ie, Rosie O'Donnel) may be found in combinations there-of.

"I like touching my groin in public"

by ClarenceT September 27, 2003

Greinke

Total and complete dominance by a starting pitcher in Major League Baseball.

Did you see him pitch tonight? He was totally Greinke!

by Denkinger85 May 5, 2009

Groin Ache

The aching pain you get in your stomach (closer to your groin), as the result of being attacked in the groin.

Guy 1:Dude what's wrong?
Guy 2:Guy 3 kicked me in the balls, now I got some bad groin ache.
Guy 3:*Laughs.*

by RawrItsPanda October 20, 2009

Grinkle

When you cum in a sock and throw it against a wall and it sticks for at least 10 seconds

Suzy through he boyfriends grinkle against the wall

by Hunter grant February 23, 2008

Groin Shave Reveal

a.k.a. GSR

noun.

This is when more often a male shaves his trail, bush, etc, and wears his pants, trunks slung so low that it's clear that he no longer has hair where he ordinarily would.

The GSR is most often spotted at the beach on young, body conscious males or in night clubs on males that you know come with a side of chlamydia.

Check out that dude with the Groin Shave Reveal. He has total razor burn.

by s.e.p.h. August 22, 2010

Gronkus

An idiot that doesn't know shit about anything relevant; and is usually trying to look hard and be a mad cunt!

G.I. - "oi that gronkus is tryna ring me again wtf"

JOE - "yeah mate this guys got no bloody clue!! what a gronkus hahaha!!!!"

by Duhncan Corleone July 22, 2014

Zack Greinke

A major league pitcher for the Kansas City Royals. Holds the club record for most strikeouts in a single game (15), August 25, 2009. Utterly gorgeous.

That Zack Greinke is so beautiful.

by remy789 August 27, 2009