Gobstoppered

To have eaten something extremely quickly, such as someone who consumes jawbreakers by chewing rather than sucking would eat a large box of gobstopper candies.

Person 1: *eats 2 whole big macs in under five minutes*

Person 2: Geez! You frickin gobstoppered that shit!

Person 1: I was hungry!

by Touche, buddy. December 5, 2007

grobamity

Gravity according to obama. For some reason in Obama's mind, gravity is making alot of the middle class americans money float away to fairy land, end up in the pockets of the poor, to support their 10 kids because working at mcdonalds just doesnt bring in enough dough. Change is great!

random dude: Dude! what happened to your money!?!?!
former middle class dude: Grobamity happened....I Love Change :)

by I IS ME SILLY March 7, 2009

gobshitery

The art of being a major gobshite or many people gobshiteing

Ive had enough of all this gobshitery

by Stormtrooper X October 22, 2017

clunging gobshite

a term for some truly horrendous advice. some real terrible no-good never-do-it bullshit that would break your entire life open if you tried it.

the streamer told the chat member some clunging gobshite

by binslop March 22, 2021

Grobmuller

The sexual act which requires a naked man to lie on his back and roll backwards until his knees are beside his own ears then proceed to masterbate (wack off,beat off,have a bash,have a bat,straddle the yogurt thrower) until he climaxes onto his own face and open mouth.

Eg. MAN1 - man why is the skin on your face so smooth and fresh

MAN2 - I have a grobmuller every day

MAN1 - Sweet.

by Jezzagrob March 30, 2009

Cleveland Gobstopper

The act of using a plunger to unstop the
constipated ass of your lover to preform
the cleveland steamer.

Freddie patiently proceded with care proforming the Cleveland Gobstopper to unclog Harolds constipated anus to receive a fresh cleveland steamer.

by streetwhiz April 17, 2009

Gobshite

Noun; Someone who talks an absolute load of bollocks && has nothing meaningful to say. They just talk complete && utter shit. Someone who can't keep their mouth shut.

"Phillip, stop talking shit ya gobshite. Learn to keep ya mouth shut."

by TyFace June 11, 2006