Gripping

The process of finding eroticism in the more innocent every-day relationship intimacies of others, for example couples kissing or holding hands or sharing a joke.

Specifically, Gripping is the action of masturbating over these moments. The person is henceforth known as a 'Gripper'.

Incidents of Gripping increase during particularly prolonged barren spells, without sexual contract from another human being.

This term 'Gripper' is particularly offensive to Worcestershire-based woodwork teachers.

Pam and Trevor's wedding was tarnished by Teddy "Gripping" thoroughout the service.

Oi - wanker!.... Who called me Gripper!?

by Quelmo Rodriguez June 1, 2011

gripping

To choke or lose control; lose your grip on an object or situation; scared.

When LeBron got to the free throw line with the game hanging by a thread, he was gripping and shot a brick.

by dericolsen March 17, 2009

groping

grabbing a girl's boobs.

Groping usually occurs when a guy grabs a girl's boobs (wanted or unwanted) to arise him and get his girl horny.

by wikidictionary April 9, 2008

Gripping the goblin

Wacking it

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce

by Bung my boocewhiletakingaduece June 12, 2016

Gripping the Pole

1. Gripping your penis; typically done when deciding to masturbate or not.

Dear Ex,
I was gripping the pole last night and my shit grew at least 3 inches.
Ps. Fuck you

by PussyMuncher345 April 5, 2017

grising

anal sex, usually performed by ratones

Los ratones were grising all night long!

by spanishwizard January 14, 2019

grilping

When you’re in pain over someone that you like who is ignoring you, and you won’t/can’t do anything about it

I’m grilping over steve.

by Thatttt gurllll July 23, 2019