gretarded

Something that is accidentally homosexual.

Person 1: Can I see your thing?
Person 2: That's gretarded!

by qryschin January 24, 2020

greedtard

A contraction of the word greed and retard; someone who is greedy and retarded

"Yo Jean lemme get that box!"
*Jean opens the box*
"DON'T OPEN IT YOU GREEDTARD*

by Nuke187 November 8, 2022

greedtard

1. Billionare

2. A person whose greed is so stupid they ruin everything around them

3. A selfish sack of shit wrapped in vaguely human skin who hoards resources, wealth, knowledge, or any other societal benefit regardless of their monetary status

Elon Musk is a top tier useless greedtard and waste of resources

by AlienAntFarm July 8, 2025

GREENTURD

a greenturd is a human that expects everything, while doing nothing. A greenturd is a person that thinks they need everything just because somebody else does.

Dont be a greenturd Mike. If you work hard to get that it will be more enjoyable

by myiamthewrong June 2, 2020

Gweebtard

A gay weaboo retard that adores the Japanese culture of anime, and loves taking it up the ass, while also suffering an increased amount of chromosomes.

What a gweebtard dude!
Have does a Gweebtard enjoy living?
Look at that gweebtard watching his favorite anime.

by Yumyulack December 11, 2020

Gretard

Noun Someone whose mental condition causes them to sail in a boat for a week to get a sandwich.

Instead of just ordering delivery like a normal person, he built a raft and crossed the bay — what a total Gretard.

by anonymous June 11, 2025

Gretard

Combination of Greta Thunberg and retard
1. An influencer who promotes whichever social cause is most trendy at any given time based on how much he/she is paid
2. An influencer that promotes a social cause but violates it in his/her personal life

1. That Gretard promoted the environment last week and Gaza this week.
2. That Gretard promoted the environment last week but flew a private jet this week.

by jeffy47882 June 11, 2025