Google Images

Basically the way anyone under 18 finds porn

Bob is using google images to find porn because he is too young to buy it.

by Pervfinder July 17, 2007

googledipity

Finding something via Google while searching for something else. (As in serendipity.)

"I Googled 'Lincoln' to find out about towncars, and learned that we used to have a president by that name. Sheer Googledipity."

by RB Jr. January 2, 2010

oh mighty google i am here for waffles

When you are starving and surfing the internet. Or, you are talking to the elder one.

Dan: How do we bow down?
Jason: Like this!
*THUNK*
Jason: oh mighty google i am here for waffles

by MaxSolar0713 April 21, 2018

googlebomb

The act of manipulating Google search engine results by having hundreds of sites link to a specific site using deceiving keywords.

Google "miserable failure" and you'll get the bio of George W. Bush...he's a victim of a googlebomb.

by FA July 4, 2004

fuck google

When suddenly Google switches the page language into something you didn't request or understand.

Bob went to China for a holiday. The next day while in a hotel in Beijing, he switched on his laptop to Google something. To his surprise all the page is now displayed in Chinese! cause the smart guys working at Google, think that once you are in China, you speak Chinese!
Bob was upset and said; Fuck Google! I'll go to Bing.

by numediaweb March 11, 2015

Google+

The social networking website that will find any -ANY- way to create an account for you by making you click on the wrong button. If there's any other website where creating an account is easier, it is in all probability spam.

"Yesterday I was asked 3 times whether I wanted to be on Google+, twice on YouTube and even once on Gmail."

by Highollow August 31, 2013

Smoking Google

A term used to describe incriminating evidence found on one's computer relating this person to a serious crime. More specifically, suspicious searches conducted on Google only a few days prior to a crime.

For example, if a man was murdered by his wife, who poisoned him with sleeping pills, the "Smoking Google" would be the searches conducted by that wife for topics such as 'sleeping pills,' 'sleeping pill overdose,' 'poison pills,' et cetera, obviously linking her to the crime. Smoking Googles are most commonly found by investigators and can be key pieces of evidence in a trial.

This term is most commonly used in place of the older cliche`, the "smoking gun." This term was recently used on the television show "In Session" by Vinnie Politan.

a. Hey man, did they find that lady guilty?
b. Yeah, the cops found the smoking Google.
a. What was she searching?
b. How to kill a husband, killing a person, jail time for murdering your husband.

by Skhj March 17, 2010