Goober Knobber

Its when you look in the newspaper obituaries for a recently passed old woman. Then you and your friend dig her up from her grave. Guy 1 puts mouth on the old womans vagina while guy 2 jumps from the tombstone and lands on her stomach. Whatever lands in guy 1's mouth is a goober knobber

Your breath is terrible, that last old bitch gave you a stanky ass goober knobber.

by niccuh65 December 1, 2010

Goobert

A Goobert is someone who doesnt know what's going on (usually in a conversation)

Origin: Galway,Ireland

A:I hate Him he's so annoying!
B:Who?Jim?
A:NO!I'm talking about David!Your such a Goobert!

by flare 114 June 15, 2006

Goober Chills

Goober Chills are just like regular chills, except instead of happening when it's cold, it happens when you witness something that makes you really super embarassed.

Listening to my sister's university acapella group gives me total goober chills.

by Ginger Cottage September 28, 2011

Goober/Goobery

When a beat sounds fruity like @ meh, Beno! And SRT by playboi carti.

Bro this beat sounds so fruity
Oh you mean it sounds Goober/Goobery?
Yeah

by tedswerth April 28, 2021

Gooberville

1) The more appropriate last name for Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville
2) A U.S. Senator elected primarily because of a: name recognition based on a college football coaching career and b: the support of disgraced (then) President Donald Trump
3) A Senator whose major "accopmplishment" is obstructing the process of Senate approval for qualified candidates to fill essential military leadership positions
4) an fitting slogan for an entire state that allows itself to be represented by such a fool (eg, "Alabama--the Gooberville state"

a: It's an outrage enator Tommy Gooberville is still compromising America's national security by allowing the Chief positions of each branch of tge U.S. military to remain unfilled"
b: "I know--it's too bad that the entire state of Alabama is such a Gooberville that most oh his voters don't even care"

by Ann Tetum August 13, 2023

Ooober Goober

Some one who is incredibally annoying or very stupid

Zach Joran is such an Ooober Goober!

by Toomey March 4, 2004

floopy goober

A line used by Tyler the Creator in his song "What The Fuck Right Now"

You're a floopy goober motherfucker

by DrummerMan August 3, 2016