gomer

Derogatory term for an IRL IndyCar fan, or anyone who attends, watches or supports IndyCar and actually gets excited about it.

Person A: "Marlboro sent me some free tickets to an IndyCar event. I'd never actually spend my own money on IndyCar tickets but these are really good seats. Should be exciting - I can't wait!"
Person B: "You're such a gomer. Even if they paid me, I still wouldn't go. I only watch real racing."

by BigIRLfan May 16, 2009

Gomersexual

A person who becomes arroused by their own image.

I looked at myself in the mirror, pitched a tent, and became a gomersexual.

by KaptinKrunch August 13, 2004

gomer

An old person taking up space in the hospital who doesn't have the common decency to die.

That old gomer from Scrubs that kept saying "Pickles!"

by TheCoolest204 April 8, 2008

gomer

someone who keeps coming to the hospital and they dont die but the doctors wish that they would

Doctor #1: "Omg here comes that gomer again"...*sigh*
Doctor #2 : "Jesus christ why wont he just fking die?!?!?!"

by Brooke November 20, 2003

gomer

in medicine: "Get Out Of My Emergency Room" A filthy mental defective who shows up in the hospital ER

"The gomer came in and took a huge dump in the corner."

by j e walker April 28, 2003

GOMERSURPRISE

Pulling a Gomer Pyle when you and your girl are making Mac n cheese sounds fucking in bed ..... and she asks how the sloppy seconds are......SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE 👿👿👿

John was drilling Dee hard, deep, and jackhammer fast; when Dee asked him how the sloppy seconds were??? GOMERSURPRISE SURPRISE

SURPRISE.......🥴🥴🥴🥴

by JDviewpoint69 September 21, 2020

Gomer

Once who acts gay or likes sucking massive dongs.

Noah is such gomer.

by blandpa November 18, 2021