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Handjob Goddess

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.
Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo
by franzschubert March 20, 2011
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Goddex

A gender-neutral deity
Good goddex I’m excited about this shit!
by Jingle Bells 73 May 27, 2019
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Praying to the Porcelain Goddess

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)
I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.
by P Lopez May 30, 2006
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GodGa

The most talented artist and goddess of music, Lady Gaga.
-i wanna be like “godga“
-“godga” is very talented
-we Love “godga”
by Alen666 August 16, 2020
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godecki

an incredibly attractive person of the polish heritage, who through no fault of their own is constantly swarmed by nubile and beautiful people of the oppisite sex for the sole purpose to procreate with someone of a superior genetic caste.

may also just mean a horribly attractive young man or woman.
"Oh my god. That guy is such a Godecki."
*sigh*
by mishka godecki August 5, 2008
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Gadget Flow

When your house/room is flooded with technology
“Bernard has too much advanced shit in his room. Lamps, and 4k tv’s in every corner....he’s got that gadget flow!”
by D-Maul August 25, 2018
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Gaga Gadget

A device that serves both as a dildo and an artificial vagina.
'Watch that Gaga Gadget go!' he cried after inserting new batteries into the device.
by HoratioHornblaster November 25, 2009
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