Goff 

Somebody who desires to be treated as goth but hasn't put any time or effort into their image or personality.

Steve may wear black and drink coffee but he isn't deep, he's not dangerous. he thinks make up is for gays and leather is for perverts. He can't take an insult and he's never been to a rave. He isn't goth, he's goff. Just a little off.

Goff by flexydevil April 28, 2023

Goff middle schools 

A boring ass school with some short ass bitches with some ugly ass boys and girls but think girls the assistant principal can go suck a dick and there dress code sucks ass checks

Goff middle schools suck dick

Goff middle schools by your lovely cousin October 3, 2021

Goff Corner 

An article is labeled as being in Goff Corner if it is an article in a mainstream newspaper on a topic of some significance (e.g. an important political issue) where the emphasis may not suit the 'party line' of the newspaper; and thus the article is to be found on a page somewhere in the middle of the section at a position in the bottom corner of the page, surrounded by a large advertisement (usually for a car company) on one side and with an article, of marginal (or lower) importance, above.

I'm in a state of news-rage after seeing Osama bin Laden relegated to Goff Corner in today's Washington Post.

Did you see that John Howard was in Goff Corner of the Sydney Morning Herald today?

George W. Bush can't get out of Goff Corner in the New York Times now that he's no longer the President.

Goff Corner by Springbok27 February 25, 2009

goff middle school 

A terrible place in East Greenbush, NY with bad teachers, and bad students. the school lunches taste terrible except for the pizza. all the teachers monitor you like you're 5 years old on go guardian and block every game

Me: Oh! I hate Goff Middle School!
Most other people: Me too!

goff middle school by the red spyin the base May 27, 2022

Goff Balls 

The balls of a extrmely sexually challenged male. The name goff balls was taken from the first known case. Included in the Goff balls disease is the symptom of an extremley small penis, below one inch even if erected. Goff balls must be handled with great care, or are prone to damage.

GOSH DANG! They are some tiny balls you have, they are goff balls!

Goff Balls by super duperness January 31, 2006

Goff in the Chat. 

Choff in the gat. In other words, when your autocorrect corrects “Gotchya” into “Goff in the Chat” And your friend spends hours trying to decipher what you are saying.

Andy - “Let me know if you want to go to the movies!”
Liam - “Ahh, Goff in the chat.”
Andy - “ What the fuck did you just say to me?”

Goff in the Chat. by Cap.eth February 2, 2022

Goff’d

When the New Orleans Saints appear to make a huge, potentially game-changing play, only for an officiating decision involving Jared Goff to rip it away and leave Saints fans questioning the meaning of football itself.

The term originates from the Saints’ infamous 2019 NFC Championship loss to Goff’s Rams, when an obvious pass interference penalty went uncalled late in regulation. Years later, the Saints were Goff’d again in Week 1 of 2026 when a Jared Goff strip-sack returned for a Saints touchdown was overturned because Goff had already begun his “throwing motion.”

Getting Goff’d does not necessarily mean the ruling was technically incorrect. It simply means Jared Goff was involved, the Saints got screwed out of something awesome, and somehow New Orleans is angry at the rulebook again.

“Chase Young just strip-sacked Goff and we returned it for a touchdown!”

“Never mind. Apparently he had the intention to throw.”

“Unbelievable. We got Goff’d again.”

Goff’d by WhoDatPhantom September 28, 2026