malt globs

something cool, tasty, or righteous

Person 1:Did you hear the news? Bacon's a vegetable now!

Person2: That's some malt globs man.

by simplesyrup April 19, 2012

Dildo glob

A person who acts like a penis, and in general looks like one

Brigid L. Is a dildo glob

by Rhyeit July 29, 2016

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

bob glob

A bob glob or robert globert is a name for a weed dab. Also known as Bobcat derbas. Use when you wanna be real cool infront of your friends.

That Bob glob got me slumped

by EliminateChrist September 25, 2017

globbing

A sex act when one person wipes a booger on the other.

When cuddleing she kept globbing on me last night

by kinkmaster007 October 18, 2008

Glob Knob

A person who greases the system. They will smoke all of your globs but when your dry they ain't got no globs. But their ass does they snaking, therefore making them a knob.

1 They are a glob head , so you know they got the globs

2 Their snaking cause they told cuz they had all the glob

3 They are being a knob
So they must be a glob knob must they not ?

Hey forget it, you know how they are always being glob knobs

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018

Glob-a-gloop

The flemmy substance formed while preforming vigorous activities such as running or playing sports.

1) Johnny - What's this shit in my mouth

Timmy - Probably just some glob-a-gloop.

2) Jennifer- I was at basketball practice today and I spit the fucking hugest glob-a-gloop of all fucking time

Mandy- Fuckin nice dude

by Glooperstien October 02, 2009