malt globs

something cool, tasty, or righteous

Person 1:Did you hear the news? Bacon's a vegetable now!

Person2: That's some malt globs man.

by simplesyrup September 20, 2012

Fuck glob

An asshole made this up a while ago

That guy's a fuck glob

by Boogereater69 March 19, 2021

bob glob

A bob glob or robert globert is a name for a weed dab. Also known as Bobcat derbas. Use when you wanna be real cool infront of your friends.

That Bob glob got me slumped

by EliminateChrist September 24, 2017

Spengler's Glob

1) A euphemistic term for semen reminiscent of one of the Ghostbusters

2) A seriously mucus-y poo

Dude, I totally shat a Spengler's Glob this morning

by slimerslovegoo August 17, 2009

globbing

A sex act when one person wipes a booger on the other.

When cuddleing she kept globbing on me last night

by kinkmaster007 December 9, 2008

Shit Glob

1. Samsung Gravity.

2. A piece of shit.

3. Something really, really bad.

Girl: Ugh my phone is such a shit glob.

Boy: Dude, I know.

by heybbykupkakeee November 15, 2010

Glob Knob

A person who greases the system. They will smoke all of your globs but when your dry they ain't got no globs. But their ass does they snaking, therefore making them a knob.

1 They are a glob head , so you know they got the globs

2 Their snaking cause they told cuz they had all the glob

3 They are being a knob
So they must be a glob knob must they not ?

Hey forget it, you know how they are always being glob knobs

by Two Blunt November 18, 2018