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geriatric drag racing

Two old drivers blocking both lanes driving 20 miles an hour! Just get the fuck over already!
I was late for work because of these two old people geriatric drag racing!(GDR)
by Bagdad February 10, 2015
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fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace

It's a really really bad curse word, Nofx sings it in the song wore out the souls of my party boots.
The laughs are no longer with us So call me Fat
Fuck geriatric punk, call me Fat Fuck geriatric
punk call me fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgrace
by inf1nity May 14, 2008
mugGet the fat fuck geriatric punk shit-faced master of disgracemug.

geriatric

Used to describe a dog that is attracted to other dogs of the same sex
by geriatric fucktard November 22, 2023
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Geriatric Hoe

A guy generally named Matt who originates from California and dates a Jersey Girl who lives in either Austin or Sarasota
Wow, how did that Geriatric Hoe get so lucky to date that Holly ?
by Championuu June 4, 2022
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Geriatric Trolls

an older person that lingers or tries to participate in an area usually dominated by a younger crowd. Most often associated with the "back" portion of an adult video store where nefarious sexual activity is taking place.
That porn shop is infested with Geriatric Trolls, you will have better luck with the one next to the college.
by IneedanID June 16, 2011
mugGet the Geriatric Trollsmug.

geriatric shoulder shimmy

A dance move done by famous rockstar and Rolling Stones frontman Mick Jagger. The term was first coined by Kenneth "Todrick Nathanson" Munson in 2011, on a music publication about Moves Like Jagger. Usage of this dance move was first discovered in the music video for famous 1985 hit "Dancing In The Streets".
Johnson: What are you doing?
William: I'm doing the geriatric shoulder shimmy!
by Dyl Dosankan Dumms June 25, 2025
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Geriatric Roulette

Take a sleeping tablet and a laxative at the same time and if you wake up without shitting your pants you have won.
Bob: Want to play a game? how about Geriatric Roulette
Karl: Nah not in the mood to see if I shit myself in my sleep.
by FatGimp December 16, 2019
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