Gordanism

A religion in which the followers commit what is called a “Rhythm Clapping” with a video if their deity “Mr. Gordan”

“I practice Christianity” “I practice Gordanism”

by Gordanism Preacher February 11, 2021

georden

A fucked up way to spell jordan often mistaken for gordon or georden (geo - or-den)

If you have ever met a georden, its not their fault. Its their parents fault.

by Saltybuiscuit September 9, 2020

Gordan Freeman

Gordan Freeman is the main character in the game Half like and soon in Half life 2. Was a scientist then shifted instantly to orange suited killing machine without even missing a beat.
Often seen with a crowbar

'mornin' mr. Freeman, looks like your running late' Barney the security guard in Half life.

by Dude Love October 12, 2004

Gordan Freeman

The deadliest nerd scientist on the planet. Joined Black Mesa as a scientist, put his MIT skills to the test by pushing a cart a whole 3 feet into a particle beam, caused a resonance cascade, introduced the facility to hordes of aliens, somehow survives (even though all he has is a crowbar, while the security guards with flak jackets all die), and manages to stop the cascade, only to be taken prisoner by a guy in a suit that has a funny way of talking. At least 10 years later, he is teleported back into Earth, which is now ruled by an alien race called the Combine, thanks to him. He (once again) survives against all odds, fights the Combine, goes through several plot twists, 2 sequels, and becomes a messianic figure in the eyes of Earth, all without ever speaking a word.

"Yes, I'm absolutely certain it was...Gordan Freeman." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"This is the Freeman. The Combine's reckoning has come." --Vortigaunt, Half Life 2

"...giving him nicknames as 'The One Free Man'..." --Dr. Breen, Half Life 2

"Crowbars are for geeky video game characters." --Anna Grimsdottir, Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

by Aditya Bhattaru April 18, 2008

gordaned

To be made to listen to annoying and random pieces of shit that make no sense at all.

"I was gordaned on the bus ride home by a nerd at the back of the bus."

by MillerTime555 April 4, 2007

georange

Any word invented with the intent to make a rhyme with orange and also is an earthy range.

"Hey What Rhymes with orange but more specifically means an earthy range?", said Bob.
"Hmmm...maybe georange.", said Tom
"That's not a word!!!", Bob screamed, because hes a complete dick
"It came out of my mouth didn't it.", Tom said calmly.

by catjarfuncle June 29, 2011

Giordan

A large individual, very huge, gargantuan even. You'll find him with a plate in hand and an eating utensil in the other. He always speaks with a mouth full of food. He also has multiple chins and back up chins. Not to mention the insanely greasy middle part, balding in the middle.

Person 1: did you see fredrick earlier?

Person 2: he's such a Giordan.

by Rain100k July 24, 2023