Geico

describes strange or unexplainable occurrence’s or ideas

Those weird old guys were so geico.

by Geico4eva May 11, 2024

Geico

Did you know Geico can save to 15% or more on car insurance

person 1: Wow geico saved me so much dollhairs

person 2 : Really me too

by MEOW CAT69 May 09, 2022

Geico

Geico is used to describe something that is weird and obscure. Often times these things don’t make much sense

“That new band who played was so geico.”
“That person on Impractical Jokers got geico’d hard.”

by theonetheeonlygeico May 11, 2024

geico

a insurance company that should not be trusted

bob: "i recently got geico"
bob's brother: " good luck "

by the falling ladder June 03, 2022

GEICO fire extinguisher

A conflagration-douser dat's so easy to operate, even a caveman could use it.

If yer favorite primitive-hominid buddy wants to train for joining da local fire department, it might be wise to start him off wif a GEICO fire extinguisher --- no fussy pins, levers, or nozzles to learn about; he would merely need to hit it wif his club to make it operate.

by QuacksO0 May 30, 2025

Olga Geico

Are you Olga Geico because you are bad at teaching or are you bad at teaching because you're Olga Geico?

You may save up to 15% on your next car insurance deal.

Olga Geico: I do insurance so you don't do drugs.

Me: Yes

by Playman Cart Guy July 15, 2024

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019