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Gatorador

Someone that consumes large quantities of Gatorade to restore electrolytes after excessive masturbation
Wow Dylan is a massive Gatorador he left no Gatorade for us after his marathon beat off session!
by eric_h June 17, 2022
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Gatorade dick

when his dick has the grith of a gatorade bottle
damn have you seen his dick it’s like sucking on a gatorade

yeah cody has a gatorade dick
by veryveryfunnyyyy July 6, 2022
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The Gatorade Mike

The act of pouring Gatorade on ones penis for a more flavorful and hydrating falatio experience
Bitches love the Gatorade Mike, cause it shows consideration for a woman's needs.
by brosefballin July 16, 2020
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straight outta gatorade

When a man cums in an embarrassingly short amount of time.
Fran: So, how was that guy you took home last night?
Gemma: Don't ask, 30 seconds in and he was straight outta gatorade.
by mattpacer May 15, 2016
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Gatoracist

Whenever someone refuses to buy or drink certain flavors of Gatorade
Guy 1: "Hey man, you want Fruit Punch or Lemon Lime Gatorade?"

Guy 2: "Get me Fruit Punch, I hate Lemon Lime."

Guy 1: "Damn are you Gatoracist or something?"
by beardedbliss September 3, 2013
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In Gatorade

When Mercury is in Retrograde and you gotta tell your friend you can’t go out.
Friend: hey wanna go grab some drinks?

Me: I can’t sorry - Mercury is in Gatorade I can’t leave the crib.
by Electrojess August 7, 2018
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gatorade sex

Sex that is sooo hot you need Gatorade to quench your thirsty and need to drink Gatorade to give you the energy to power through the night.
Dude you gotta hydrate for that Gatorade sex you and sarah are gunna have tonight.
by Williams lovers June 8, 2017
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