guibro

pretty much a guido and a bro combined. someone who gells there hair back but still wears preppy clothes and listens to jack johnson and also likes guys

"Hey that guy over there has a fake tan and an upside down visor he must be a GUIBRO!" aka Andy Galazka

by Andrew Ricky Tim January 15, 2008

guidette

A female guido; characteristic for having an absurdely long Italian name, breast implants, and tight clothing. Prominent in New Jersey.

Marvin will do anything to hook up with a guidette.

by Princess August 27, 2003

guided by voices

Possibly the greatest rock band of all time.
One of the great lo-fi bands along with Pavement and Sebadoh, and like Pavement, moved on to hi-fi greatness with the production of several brilliant albums such as Isolation Drills. The ultimate GBV experience can be had by putting on the best album of the 90's, Bee Thousand.

Bob Pollard's voice wasn't so great, but it worked magnificently with the Guided By Voices sound!

by the fro October 10, 2005

Gubernment

Only used in context when bitching about any government entity.

Any monies extracted from the citizenship by any Gubernment is a tax, no matter what the Gubernment calls it, or what spin they put on it.

by AlmostFree March 12, 2008

Guideline 7

The 7th Rule in the Urban dictionary guidelines which is never obeyed... It states that you must Reject made up acts of sexual violence... like WTF thats what 50% of UD is anyway...

\m/ Long live Defiance against G7 \m/

ON UD CHAT:

Tim: hmmm. should i accept Bleeding Ass Rape With Cut Sausage?

UDgdygdy: No, Tim, Remember Guideline 7. Be a good editor.

Tim: Lol, Fuck you, im addin this shit!

by infadibulumj May 11, 2009

Guiged

High. (as in, marijuana).

That girl is so guiged, she thinks you can invent fire shooting for your fingertips!!

by DingusBreavisJungleheart August 26, 2010

guidette

The female counterpart to the guido. Usually moderately attractive, with nice fake titts but in desperate need of a nose job. Her voice and personality are so repulsive that only incredibly desperate white males or other guidos/guidettes will listen to her.
She is a mammoth whore, the only type of woman that a guido won't date rape because he doesnt have to. Usually have anywhere between 3 ad 8 STD's, and the super STD chlapmydia is common among the older or more whorish kind. Some of them look like post-op trannies.

"I totally hooked up with (insert italian name) last night"
"that skanky-ass guidette? She probably gave you the Chlapmidya"

by Gnossos_the_wise April 9, 2006